Barry Bird Emails/sellout

summary: As Barry Bird checks his email, a robot named, Sobot, self-promotes his email show.

CAST: Barry Bird

Scene: Computer Room

Page Title: Compyman

Date: November 8, 2015

Transcript

BARRY BIRD: {typing "barrybirdemails.exe"} No, there is no email intro today.

Subject: Hi there

Dear Barry Berd,

Was there a time when you became a
mass media sellout? Do you have waays
to promote your email show.

.........from Casey
Slipknot, Iowa

BARRY: {types} No Corey Taylor, there wasn't a time when I became a sellout. And even if I was, I will still be a cool son-of-a-bitch. So with that sai-

SOBOT: {enters the screen} DEWITOS! AM I RIGHT?

BARRY: {looks at him uncomfortably} Dafuq?

SOBOT: Oh hai Barry. Don't miss out on my new email show coming to Wiki User Wiki, entitled, Sobot Emails, or as I like to call it, soemails.exe! Presented by Subway and Taco Bell. And catch an all new Gotham this Monday on Fox.

BARRY: Um... no. I'm not gonna look at your shitty Strong Bad knockoff show. Wait, no! Yeah. And who really gives a shit about email shows nowadays? No wait, yeah! Seriously, do you have humor.

SOBOT: I have epic dank memes over 9,000 SPADINNER MLP:FIM PINGAS DREW PICKLES. Seriously, people should check out my email show. I would even set a Patreon account for my crap!

BARRY: Um ProhibitTheBas- er, I mean TVB, already sold himself out with his food review show on YouTube, TVBRobotnik Eats Something, as well as hosting a Patreon for that show. Even Channel Awesome is disappointed with this. That's not all, he abandoned his movie review show on this WUW. Not to mention, he's part of a commentary community alongside the acts like youngbloodfantasy91, TOGProfessor, MrSirRaven, and all these other people in a community. {cuts to a closeup of Barry himself} Seriously, motherfuckers! Check him out! {cuts back to the computer room} So does it even matter anymore?

SOBOT: Look bitch. He is a complete whore who has nothing to do, since he's a lonely Autistic 21-year-old dank who goes on the computer all day and jacks-i mean goofs off at college and work. So there is a point of him selling out.

{five second pause}

BARRY: Get out.

SOBOT: Oh, sorry?

BARRY: Wait, I'm sorry. Did I stutter? I meant JOHN CENA!

{John Cena theme song plays as Sobot runs away}

SOBOT: {offscreen} Must. Resist. The WWE Superslam.

{music stops abruptly}

BARRY: {types} Now that I thought about it, selling out is a-okay! And I love every bit of capitalism and money! Rate, comment, subscribe, and share, everyone! Till next time!

{the paper comes down}

Click here to Email Barry Bird

at [email protected]

Fun Facts

• Yes, TVBRobotnikReturns is PTB's channel on YouTube. He makes commentaries, mashups, and his food review show, TVBRobotnik Eats Something. Check him out, because I am a self-promoting whore. Don't believe me, just watch? I'll uptown funk you up! [1]