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Well, today I'll be doing something I hope will never have to do again. I must.... GULP.... DOUBLE GULP.... review High School Musical, the worst TV movie/musical known to man.

Okay, before I start thrashing this movie for the piece of crap it is, I have to tell you what its about which is twice as painful. So, this girl named Gabriella is moving into a school named West High. What happened to East High? Or North High? Or South High? Or Yeast High? Anyway, she goes there right after some obnoxious song about the basketball team, the Wildcats. God, she's lucky...

Then, the movie shows Troy, the basketball all star, running into a little dumb obnoxious blonde ditch named Sharpay. Oh, and yes. Ditch. Not the B word. Later, Troy bumps into Gabriella, who he met during a new years party. Then comes the blonde ditch. By the way, I should tell you guys this. My memory is a little fuzzy. I haven't seen this movie in a long time so I may forget bits and pieces. Anyway, back to the movie. So later, Troy and Gabriella sneak into some musical audition and see... Suprise, suprise, Sharpay the ditch and her possibly gay brother. So after those two sung a song that was... um... I can't believe I'm saying this. A song that was... actually good. Yes. I actually liked that song. But thats the ONLY good part about this movie. That one song. So anyway, after that, the stuck-up drama teacher, Mrs Darbus, calls for any last minute auditions. Then, Troy and Gabriella volunteer to audition. Then Darbus, being the stuck-up ditch she is, says no. Then afterwards, the two sing the same song, yet differentley. Then Mrs Darbus comes out of nowhere and allows them to be in for some reason.

So the next day, Little Miss Dumb Blonde and her gay brother see a list of Re-calls. Which causes the ditch to scream. ...Over a list of re-calls!? What a ditch! So then the basketball team runs in, laughs at Sharpay, and looks at the list. Then, everything is silent. On the list, is Troy! CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC! So Later, little miss ditchbag tries to dig some dirt on Gabriella and she finds nothing. ...Just kidding! Like any other cliche movie/musical she suceeds and finds out that Gabriella won a bunch of intelligence contests. So then Sharpay does some... thing and now Gabriella is on the itelligence squad. So yada yada, some stuff happens, Troy and Gabriella's friendship is shattered, yada yada...

So Sharpay has rigged the schedule for the intelligence contest and now its at the time of the audition. So later, something happens that has to do with lights, yada yada, they get into the musical, yada yada, then they sing a song about teamwork.

Now I can FINALLY rip this a part! One: Its cheesey as hell. End of story. Two: The actors can't act. Three: THE MUSIC FRIGGIN' HORRIBLE!!!!!! ...Except that one song. And four: This movie is taken too seriously! Seriously! This is way too sucsesfull! Everybody keeps making a big deal! Good thing theres not crap like this in movie theaters! ..................Oh wait. I just remembered....... THERE IS GOING TO BE CRAP LIKE THIS IN MOVIE THEATHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE MAKING A THIRD ONE INTO A MOVIE FOR THEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD!!! I'm Badstar! I remember it so you don't have to! ...GOD!!!