(even if you aren't vegan)
BROOKS AND DYLAN: ADVENTURES IN BIKINI BOTTOM
PROLOGUE
<@Skub> NachoMan: since i'm doing a shitty pokemon run should i use krabby
ACT 1
brooksux and nachogay: you have to call him krusty
brooksux and nachogay: people order our patties lol
brooksux and nachogay: MORE
brooksux and nachogay: MORE
brooksux and nachogay: MORE
ACT 2
<@NachoMan> okay chwoka I think we get the gist of it thank you
BROOKS hehy dylan what’s the haps
DYLAN: dHON;T INTERCUPT MY SPOGNEBOG
BROOKS: oh man is that one
<@NachoMan> yes okay
<@NachoMan> thank you
DYLAN poop
brooks ERUA
<@NachoMan> that'll be fine
ANSREW: BNVIJKDAFN\
adnkdjsbgknab
gjnuajg
gkagfdjkfhjgfjlkgal
(that was in IAMBIC PENTAGRAM Bt W)
<@NachoMan> got it
<@Skub> get that iambic pentameter in thsi bitcch
<@Skub> what stis even UP nigga
WILL hey guys why don’tyou watch some real sitcoms
WILL with real people
BROOKS AND DYLAN suck the CoNKS up !
WILL please
<@NachoMan> chwoka are you getting mad at how we don't watch sitcoms
WILL i need desperatly to talk with somebody about community
Will goes to he’s bed and crie’s he’sself to sleep
WILL: nobody will ever understand you like i do DANG HARMOND
ACT 3 (the last one!)
<@NachoMan> no really we get the idea
WES: IT SURE IS A DAYS FOR POKLEMON
DYLAN why YES wes IT IS
<@NachoMan> we're boring people who like pokemon and spongebob
<@NachoMan> no need to continue
WILL: let me tell you about this funny tv show i watched
WILL: let me
WILL: let
DYLAN: why bother with sitcoms okay i don't see the appeal
DYLAN: where are all the undersea friends
BROOKS: THAT EXACTLY
wES: TIME TO TUMBLE IT UP, AS THE KIDS SAY
DYLAN let me JUMPLE with you WES
BROOKS no dylan stay with me!!!
<@NachoMan> i barely watch tv at all
<@NachoMan> i watch the news
<@NachoMan> and sometimes the simpsons
BROOKS leyt me tell you all of my secret
<@NachoMan> and that's really it
DYLAN: BROOKSSSSS
EWILL dylan watch this great show
WILL you haven’t heard of it it is lacced two and a galf me n
BROOKS no dulan duran stay with me
AND REW : NGHIJBRNGS
((ED’S NOTE: ANDREW == ANDJEW???))
BROOKS: those were the days whament they dylan
BROOKS: remember the god dais dyla
WILL dylan do not be compalfvnlgzcent!
WILL gmjtrkgsnrgmx nkjykd
WILL sorry i meant to say “come with me”
DYLAN: guys can’t i just be my own person here
WES: nnnNOO DYLAN
BROOKS: nnnNOO DYLAN
WILLS: nnnNOO DYLAN
WILL: I want dylan!!!
broks: NO I WANT DYLAN MORE
WES: if i can’t haverwgih idyaln NBOBY CANK
** BROOKS TAKES OUT OF HIS KNIFE AND HE STARTS TO MURDERING THE DYLAN
WILL: no dylan let me murder you! i’ll do it better!
WILL: my way IS BETTER
** WILL ENSTABBENS DYLAN
WES: dylan!!! stay alive pleae!
WES! WAIT!
^^^^
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A BRILIIANT SCHEME IS BEING HACKED
WES: If i cill dylan nobody else can and hell stay alive!!
** wes takes out hees neffe and TAKES TO STABBING SDYLAN
ANDREW: what is this
ANDREW: you are doing it all wrong
** andrew CUTS IT KOSHER
((ED’S NOTE: SEE????!"
DYLAN: oh noooooooooooooo
EPILOGUE
<Chwoka> nachoman what did you thinjk :3
<@NachoMan> uh
<@NachoMan> i
<@NachoMan> i'm not sure what to think
<Chwoka> it is a complex play, sure!