BLUEBRY'S ADVENTURES IN AMERICAN TEXAS LAND HELL YEAH 2: RETURN TO FREEDOM/TEST DRIVE

YOU GO TO TEST DRIVE A CAR.

"WATCH OUT" SAYS THECHEESE "THIS THING TAKES UP TWO LANES."

YOU ARE AMAZED.

YOU BEGIN TO DRIVE IT ALONG THE HIGHWAY. YOU SEE ALL THE THINGS BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THIS COUNTRY.

YOU SEE SOARING EAGLES, WAVING FLAGS, JOE THE PLUMBER GETTING HOME FROM HIS FACTORY JOB TO WORK ON THE FARM, IMMIGRATION RAIDS, ALL OF IT BRING A RED, WHITE, AND BLUE TEAR TO YOUR EYE.

AND YOU REALIZE THAT ALL OF THIS IS THE AMERICAN WAY.

THE PRESS GETS HOLD AND YOU QUICKLY BECOME A HERO.

YOU WIN!!!!

AMERICAN MESSAGE SYSTEM

WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN AND TELL HIM YOU WANT MORE PICTURES OF LIBERALS BEING BEAT UP BY SWAT TEAMS