Avert Your Eyes/One!

Summary

Episode 1: Hockey's Home

McKenzy's dog Hockey goes missing, and it's up to Monrue and McKenzy to find him!

Transcript

{Munroe flies up in his jetpack, landing in front of a house on a disc-shaped patch of land floating in space. He shouts down below.}

MUNROE: C'mon, McKenzy, we don't got all day!

{McKenzy opens the window and looks out.}

MCKENZY: {sighs} Fine! Just give me a bit.

MONRUE: Don't sneak up on me like that!

HOCKEY: yo wassup

{Hockey walks onscreen.}

HOCKEY: hows it hangin mates

MCKENZY: Hey Hockey, how's it goin'?

HOCKEY: not bad mang

MONRUE: I did not order a TALKING gangster dog!

{Hockey growls at Monrue.}

MCKENZY: But MUNROOOOEEEEEEE!

HOCKEY: mang he just ignant ya hear

MONRUE: No. Simply no. I want the one I ordered!

HOCKEY: dont be hatin man

MCKENZY: Yeah! Don't be... hatin'.

{Munroe punts Hockey 1 off the edge. he is replaced by another, more animal one.}

MCCKENZY: :(

HOCKEY: {buzzes}

MCKENZY: I liked my street-smart one better!

MONRUE: Oh come on, at least give it a shot!

MCKENZY: No! You didn't give the first one a shot!

MONRUE: I did so!

HOCKEY: {gargles}

MCKENZY: Did too!

MONRUE: Did not!

MCKENZY: Did too!

MONRUE: Did not!

MCKENZY: Did too!

MONRUE: Did not!

MCKENZY: Did too!

MONRUE: Did not!

MCKENZY: Did too!

MONRUE: Did not!

MCKENZY: Did too!

MONRUE: Did too!

MCKENZY: Glad you see it my way.

{Hockey trudges off into space.}

MONRUE: Darn, that always works in the cart-HOCKEY!

MCKENZY: We have to save him!

MONRUE: But I thought you di-

MCKENZY: I changed my mind!

MONRUE: Hey, I gave it a chance. You save him.

MCKENZY: B-but you're the one who can drive..

MONRUE: Just walk! It's not like you can't BREATHE in space!

{McKenzy walks in the direction Hockey did.}

{Cut to Hockey on a psycadelic, spacey background}

HOCKEY: {makes a frothing sound}

{Suddenly, an intergalactic hippy floats over.}

HIPPIE: Yo, dog man! What troubles you?

HOCKEY: {ribbits}

HIPPIE: I hear you, man.

HOCKEY: {takes out a harmonica and plays it}

HIPPIE: Woah, you sound conflicted, man. How bout you relax for a bit?

{McKenzy floats onscreen in cricles, running ineffectually}

MCKENZY: Hooockeeey! Come here, boy!

HOCKEY: {beeps}

{Hockey sides with the hippy}

MCKENZY: I thought what we had was special!

MCKENZY: :(

HIPPIE: Let him go, man. He's holding you back!

HOCKEY: {wails like a siren}

{Hippy and Hockey walk off-screen.}

MCKENZY: ... Hockey... {sniff}

{short pause}

MCKENZY: How do you change direction in here?

{cut to the trailer}

MCKENZY: Monrue, Hockey ran away!

MONRUE: Really? Like I didn't see him run off?

MCKENZY: Whatever! You need [to] help. He ran off with a hippy!

MONRUE: A hippy!?

{Close in on Monrue's eyes.}

MONRUE: How DARE that hippy steal our Puck!

MCKENZY: Hockey.

MONRUE: Whatever.

{cut to the Hippy's pad. Hockey is meditating.}

HIPPY: That's it man! Don't harsh your mellow...

{Hockey begins to float upwards.}

HIPPY: HE'S FLYING! HE'S FLY-

{A gas-guzzling, weapons-loaded, movie-equipped, Hummer brand Spaceship crashes through the wall.}

HIPPIE: Woah! Not cool, man

MONRUE: Hockey! We knew you'd come back!

MCKENZY: But we came to-

MONRUE: Shut your trap.

HOCKEY: {squeaks}

HIPPY: You hang out with them, man? Not cool.

HOCKEY: {squeals defensively}

HIPPY: No, there is no redeeming you! Go! {sniff}

{Cut to the trailer. McKenzy and Monrue are shown torso-up.}

MCKENZY: Thanks for coming back, Hockey!

HOCKEY: {honks}

MONRUE: ...and thanks for not eating your new...

{Zoom out. Hockey is wearing a strait jacket and is chained heavily to a post}

MONRUE: ...heavy-duty leash!

{A blackness encloses around Hockey's head. He scowls, and the episode ends}