(even if you aren't vegan)
Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer/2
Q: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT POPCORN SKRATCH
A: BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTH
Q: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU MUTANT
A: EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU ARE A MUTANT WITH THAT SKULL ON A CAR OF YOURS
Q: WHO IS THE MOD HERE YOU ARROGANT PUNK
A: BLUEBRY IS
Q: YOUVE COUNTERED MY CYNICISM GOOD MAN
A: JUST WATCH ELMO'S WORLD.
Q: LA LA LA LA ELMO'S WORLD...?
A: THAT SHOW IS A RIP OFF.
Q: 
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A: 
Q: Why isn't A B?
A: 
A: I'm still only putting answers on here. YOU CAN'T TAKE ME DOWN!
Q: Why did someone remove one of my answers?
A: Because the other was funnier.
Q: Florian?
A: 
A: SHE'S HAWT.
KW: HE'S FLORIAN SCHNEIDER!!!!!!!!!
A: SHE'S HAWT.
Q: I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.
A: CALCULATORS ARE FOR NERDS.
Q: Is Captain N Lucario hawt?
A: Only on 80/60/200X.
Q: duz me hav gud grama
A: Uhm... no.
Q: Why did this get archived?
A: Too long. NEXT!
Q: 
A: No it doesn't.
Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: Lameo
Q:
F: This is not an answer. This is a fnswer.
Q: Isthisonewordortwo?
A: IT'S six.....
Q:
A: I thought we already destroyed him!
Q: Is any of this supposed to be relevant anymore?
A: LOL B SEWIOUS
Q:
A: OH HAI I'M A MEME AM I COOL YET
Q:
A: WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD
Q: what's the easiest way to exterminate a family of black people without leaving evidence
A: ...You racist.
Q: How many people a year dress up as the Prince of All Cosmos for Halloween?
A: Some random number that doesn't exist.
A: CHANCES ARE RARE BUT SOME SIGHTS HAVE BEEN REPORTED
A: TRIPLE ANSWER!
A: NOW QUADRUPLE!
A: DITTO!
A: DITTO!
A: DITTO!
A: Duh-ITTO!
Q: Cheese me, tease me, with toppings that'll please me?
A: BAD BAY BEE BWUDDA NO GET CHEESEY! MWE IS BAY BEE TOO, YOU MOWE BAY BEE!
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Q: Why did you Shoop your Whoop?
A: Nah, that's too overused.
Q:
A: NO.
Q:
A: NO.
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Q: DON'T BE A HATER
Q. Why is spilling salt considered bad luck, but pouring salt isn't?
A: Because Nazis invented rain.
Q:
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Q: WE LOVE WELL!
A: is the answer to #2.
Q: why is it
A: ummmmm SHOOP DA WOOP! fires his lazer!
Q: Why do people overuse the above joke?
A: :dry:
Q: Shoop da woop wins the :dry: award for suckitude!
A:
Q: DO YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT??
A: Yeah, only on Sundays with my dog.
Q: THEN WHY DID YOU EAT MY CAT??
A: <- He did it
Q: Can I misinterpret that dog statement?
A: That will be Ten Pennys.
Q: CANADA ON STRIKE!
A: 
Q: How do you spell Canada?
A: With a banana!
Q: How long will it be before Cthulhu is unearthed by a stupid ship crew?
A: Ummm.... Snails?
A: In 12 years.
Q: R U GOOFY GOOBER
A: Only in space with a little dog named Bubba and another named Sporticus.
Q:BONGEBOB
E: This is an enswer.
Q: OMG AM I T3H N00B TH3N???//
A: 
Q:
A: Everyone who votes for Luc gets a lolly
Q:
A: THIS TRIO NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT
Q: How Do You Eat A Banana?
A: Shove it in Tex's face and laugh at the fact he has no legs.
A: Punch Your Self!
Q: why does this game suck so hard
A: He will not make it suck
Q: Why did you say "suck so hard"?
A: Vote CN Luc for prez!
Q: Why is Lucario the worst thing in existence.
A: Wait...you still like Tex amirite
Q:
A: Dora, say "AAAAAAAAA" →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ <-- Barbed wire
Q:
A: Dora, pronounce "→→→→→→→→→→" for me. -pmelondemon43y 05:04, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Q: for PREZIDENTZZZZZZZZZ!@!!!!!!!!!@!#@$@%#@$#@& {insert overly long string of ASCII characters here}
A: I SUPPORT TEX FOR JANITER
Q: 
for VIZE PREZIDENTZZZZZZZZZ!@!!!!!!!!!@!#@$@%#@$#@& {insert overly long string of ASCII characters here}
Q: Is it PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME??
A: IT WILL NEVER BE
Q: NEVER EVER?
A: WELL YEAH GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT
Q: BUY A REPTILE DOLL
A: NO BUY A DOLL
Q: Yeah nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope!
A: THEN I KEEL U!!!111
Q: BUY A DOLL
A: HOW DO YOU KNOW MR.PIE WAS A COW?
Q: Why is everyone and all the images on this page spamming and unoriginal?
A: JUST L00K AT MAH NEWEST B00K How to Eat Pie.
Q: Will the Weighted Companion Cube ever threaten to stab me?
A:
Q: Why is Captcha a n00b?
A: He went into Micah's lab and got n00bitized.
Q:
A: Stop clogging the AaSQGaSA filters with that image. It's annoying.
Q: LOOK IT'S MY NEW EMOTE 
A: BUY A DOLL
Q: NEVER
A: BUY A 
DOLL
Q: NO MEANS NO! NO IS ALWAYS NO!
A: YES MEANS YES! YES IS ALWAYS YES!
A: MEANS ! IS ALWAYS !
A: TRIPLE ANSWER
Q:
A: IS IS ALWAYS
Q: Why isn't anyone bothering to ask stupid questions or give stupid answers anymore?
A: 
4 PREZ
