(even if you aren't vegan)
Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer/1
Q: Why isn't the sky blue?
A: Because poppy seeds can put people to sleep in foreign countries.
Q: Why does cheese taste good?
A: It doesn't.
Q: How do you get these bags of Cheetos open?
A: Wait...you have to open those? I thought you ate them whole!
Q: Why can't I punch a cow without feeling pain?
A: Only on alternate weekends.
Q: Hi.
A: Blarg?
Q: Why are we here?
A: Because destiny had a few too many cold ones.
Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Creepy people.
Q: Why didn't Chaos ask a question?
A: Chaos doesn't have to ask questions if he doesn't want answers to anything.
Q: Why are there carnivores and herbivores?
A: Because Curbivores sounded stupid.
Q: What is 2+2?
A: 22
Q: If good and evil are diametrically opposed, what about the anti-heroes and other neutral characters in a story?
A: They're opposed to not cheese... and not pigeons.
Q: Why did I say blarg?
A: Because you live in a pineapple under the sea.
Q: How do you play Fork Baseball... in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Very carefully.
Q: What time isn't it?
A: Naked Time!Put your pants on, Dumbledore!
Q: Why can't I catch this pokemon?
A: Because it's in a pineapple under the sea!
Q: Will you stop already?
A: I can't! I'm stuckinapineappleunderthesea!!
Q: Why do ducks live in pineapples under the sea?
A: Because Spongebob died.
Q: Why do I (Sephiroth) Look good in a Tuxedo?
A: Because it's Blursday the Blurtteenth.
Q: What is Chuck Norris?
A: My foot kicking your butt.
Q: Why do I (Sephiroth) Look good in a Tuxedo, again?
A: So it takes less time to put you in the way of Chuck norris.
Q: What is for butt pies?
A: Coach Z
Q: Why is Chuck Norris living in a pineapple under the sea with a sea gull in a butt pie-coated tuxedo and Sephiroth?
A: God said let there be light.
Q: Why are we all reapeating bad jokes?
A: Because we live in a pineapple under the sea.
Q: Is this a question?
A: Is this an answer?
Q: Why does mt nose hurt?
A: Because the "answer" to the last question was actually a question.
Q: What do you get if you divide a number by zero?
A: Flying pigs!
Q: What are flying pigs?
A: Cows that learned how to swim.
Q: How come me (Kirbychu) and Userunknown are the only ones doing this?
A: I think that is a lie.
Q: Why say Bob?
A: Don't.
Q: Should George W. Bush be put on any US Currency?
A: I'll take that as a yes.
Q: Is this funny yet?
A: No. But when we find a pineapple under the sea, it will!
Q: Who didn't put a question?
A: Chuck Norris
Q: Why do people enjoy pain?
A: Chuck Norris gave them pain.
Q: Wheres the monkey?
A: Chuck Norris has it in a pineapple under the sea!
Q: Am I running out of statements involving pineapples under the sea?
A: Because I eat pineapples under the sea!
Q: Can pigs be pigs?
A: Only on Mondays, and every other Friday.
Q: Why don't people remeber to leave a question?
A: It was the will of the Scientologists!
Q: Why are you burning slowly?
A: Thank you for sharing your problems.
Q: Zeeeky Boogy Doog?
A: Only on days that end in "y".
Q: Why are stupid questions being asked?
A: That's the point.
Q: Why didn't I ask a question?
A: Did you want an answer?
Q: Did anyone get arrowed?
Q: Would anyone care if a question wasn't answered?
A: Farfegnuten.
Q: Why come Chaos never leaves questions?
A: You mother.
Q: Will Chaos ask a frickin' question after this!?!
A: No.
Q: What is Chaos' password?
A: Nice try.
Q: Somehow, I expected that...?
A: That's also attempted hacking. Bad Kirbychu.
Q: When did we begin using logical questions and answers?
A: The heck are those?!
Q: Why didn't anyone answer if anyone got arrowed?
A: Because we got Chuck Norris'ed!
Q: Why come only one girl?
A: Because one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power ALL of Australia for 44 minutes, and a Chuck Norris tae-kwon-do session could power America, Australia, The Bottom half of China, and Europe for half a day.
Q: Is Chaos watching his back?Why come?
A: No. No.
Q: What's 2+2?
A: That was already asked.
Q: Sprite?
A: I already gave Userunknown the website to make the sheet. He can take it from there.
Q: Why come Chaos think that I'm Kirbychu?
A: I KNOW that was Kirbychu, I'm only saying because he brought it up.
Q: Where's the dog?
A: In a pineapple under the sea!
Q: Why won't I stop mentioning a pineapple under the sea?
A: Axel demands that you watch Spongebob for 1 hour.
Q: Got it memorized?
A: Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Make war?
Q: Not peace?
A: Only one person said yes to war. Everyone else said yes to peace.
Q: Possums?
A: Pest control.
Q: Sephiroth?
A: Quite possibly.
Q:Why not bob?
A: Because Mama Luigi said so.
Q: Pickles?
A: No, Pineapples under the sea.
Q: SOMEBODYpineappleunderthesea SHOOT ME, PLEASE?
A: I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!
Q: Has this descended into chaos yet?
A: No.
Q: Has this descended into Sparta yet?
A: Who-ta?
Q: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
A: {Kirbychu HR'D stands up}
Q: Is it I before E, accept after C?
A: In most cases, yes. In some, no.
Q: Is 4Wimps better than 4Kids?
A: Actually, I perfer the air.
Q: Can I join the pringles fanclub?
A: NOT IF THE DORRITOS CLUB CAN HELP IT!
Q: When's the last time any of us went outside?
A: I don't know about you, but I had to walk home from the library et 7 yesterday.
Q: Is Sparta in a pineapple under the sea?
A: ...Your mother.
Q: Why is this page dusty?!?!?
A: Because you breathe.
Q: I lost my remote. Where is it?
A: It's going to be in the last place you look. Seriously.
Q: What ever happened to Robot Jones?
A: He lost.
Q:Who framed roger rabbit?
A: You on an alternate timeline.
Q:Why can't chaos not be a weirdo who can't ask questioons?
A: Because Homsar was raised by a cup of coffee.
Q: Why is this question in Webdings?
A: Because only weird people ASK stupid questions, but Chaos answers them.
Q: Do you ever answer a question in Webdings?
A: No, but I should try.
Q: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
A: How about I throw an undersea pineapple at you?
Q: How am I doing at this?
A: You aren't, this is just a dream.
O: Where my hat is at?
A: A Shark's lower intestine.
Q: Why is SMB: The Lost Levels so EVILLY hard?
A: Because it is endorsed by Chaos.
Q: Where is the enclosed instruction book?
A: You ate it.
Q: Are you sure the enclosed instruction book isn't in the Green Grass and High Tides?
A: If by green grass you mean a pineapple, and by high tides you mean under the sea, then yet.
Q: What is that?
A: A song.
Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Basically everybody.
Q: Who doesn't live in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Ironically, SpongeBob.
Q: Why?
A: Two plus gold.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it was Woodchuck Norris?
A: Chuck Norris wouldn't need to be a woodchuck.
Q: Does Chuck Norris live in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Only when his regular house collapses because of Chuck's awesomeness.
Q: What does the word Sneezepuppet mean?
A: An orange Lakitu...inapineappleunderthesea.
Q: This is not a question.
A: Is this an answer?
Q: Is London Calling?
A: No, it's Zordon.
Q: What's the square root of Darth Vader?
A: Zordon.
Q: Does Heavy has been nerfed?
A: Only on Wednesdays.
Q: Weegee and Malleo walk into a FIRE FLOWER. What happens?
A: ZORDON SUMMONS THE MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS.
Q: Do you think Jeran is the coolest person in Neopia?
A: Only if he/she buys a Scorpion doll.
Q: Do you want a Scorpion doll?
A: No. Mr. Hedgehog wouldn't like that.
Q: {Jeran slices Mr. Hedgehog open} JERAN: WHAT NOW?!
A: I'll use my spare. {pulls out another Mr. Hedgehog Doll.}
Q: {Jeran does the Caramelldansen}
A: {Scorpion tears the head off of the Mr. Hedgehog doll}
Q: Doesn't Sub-Zero do that?
A: SCORPION: Yes.
Q: What if a Caramelldansen was a fatality?
A: The song would be stuck in your head for all eternity!!!
Q: Has anyone defeated Motaro in UMK for the DS?
A: No. I don't like MK.
Q: Anyone except Chaos?
A: Ryan Bluefox can create humorous moments with a knight of Meridell. {Jeran's pants explode}
Q: Has Jeran ever defeated Motaro?
A: No, but he killed Lord Kass, who was an egomaniacal psycopathic leader-type villain.
Q: He KILLED him?!?!
A: No. Jeran kicked Kass into the portal leading to SSBB after shouting, "THIS IS MERIDELL!" There, Kass met Bowser who owned him, and turned Kass into a trophy.
A: And to celebrate, they made the game Whack-A-Kass. That poor Kass doll...{sniffle}
Q: Should Chaos make sprites of a Kass Doll? It could be the Tails Doll in Kass form.
Q: Picture Jeran in a Solid Snake outfit.
A: Find one of those YouTube videos where they attempt to take Master Chief's helmet. Same premise.
Q: Jeran gets a Codec call. Who is it from?
A: His mother.
Q: I've never seen a Kano Transformation
A: Jeran has no mother. His family is the Neopets Team.
Q: Where does SpongeBob live?
A: In H-E-double-pineappleunderthesea.
Q: When will GGAHTF Episode 4 be released?
A: When we feel like it.
Q: When will we feel like it?
A: When Jeran gets OWNED by an Attack Pea.
Q: Who is better? Jeran or Mr. Hedgehog?
A: LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!
Q: Let's Play Arkanoid DS?
A: NEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!1
Q: Are we not men?
A:Tarzan, go tell Mr. Hilter to be quiet.
Q: Who is Han solo?
A: Indiana Jones in a pineapple...IN SPACE!
Q: I came for the cake. Where is it?
A: In Jeran's stomach.
Q:JERAAAAAAAAAAAAN LENKINS?!?!?
A: SUMMON TIGERSQUASH.
Q: Superman 64 or E.T. for the Atari?
A: BAAAAHHHH!!!
Q: Doesn't anyone get the "Are We Not Men" thing?
A: Bring hope to humanity.
Q:Is it midnight in monkey mans brain?
A: No, it's IWILLEATYOURSOUL o'clock there.
Q: Whaaaaaaat?
A: ?taaaaaaahW
Q: Are we DEVO?
A:It's not to late.
Q:Who is Leroy jenkins?
A: Jeran on World of Warcraft.
Q:DO A BARREL ROLL?
A: NO NO NO NO NO.
Q: Pokemon kakeru ka na?
A: RUN AWAY IT'S MATTHEW LESKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!@2@!!!!!!!!!!!!!onedytwoat!!!!!!
Q: Shall Vocaloid rule the world someday?
A: No, Zordon and the Power Rangers will destroy him and keep the world safe.
Q: What, no question?
A: No answer.
Q: What if Jeran never existed?
A: No answer.
Q:WHO IS IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A:...No answer.
Q: ACE REASSEMBLE R.O.B.?
A: Mr. Hedgehog will rebuild R.O.B.
Q: How did the pineapple under the sea meme get so widely propogated?
A: 4CHEN.
Q: ?2+2 si tahW (Darn reverse question mark not supported.)
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Q: AWESOME VIDEO GAMES?
A: Jack Thompson.
Q: Good morning, Ace. Are you hypnotized?
A: There is no Ace. Only Zuul.
Q: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
A: Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Q: Did you start the fire, or was it burning since the world was turning?
A: I'm not even going to bother looking up the lyrics, because if I put them here, the internet would explode, sooo...WE ARE DEVO!!!
Q: HAW!?!?!?!?
A: <insert HRFWiki meme here>
Q: <insert 4chan reference here>
A: DESUDESUDESUDESUSHOOPDAWHOOPDESUDESUDESUDESU...
Q: Why?
A: Because some people are insane.
Q: I AM ERROR?
A: No. It would be "X on ERROR". Duh.
Q: I've never seen a Kano transformation...
A: I really don't care.
Q: Why have the questions and answers been reversed?
A: What?
Q: What??
A: WHAT?
Q: Dear god, they're back!
A: 
Q: Are you the prince of Bel Air?
A: THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT TWISTED UPSIDE DOWN...
Q: ?
A: Blurgh.
Q: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!!
A:
Q: Seriously, though, what's with all the Weegees?
A: 
Z: Is this a question or an answer?
A: I couldn't care less what you wear or what you look like, It all depends on what you cook like: Beef, Pork, Chicken, Mmmm....
Q: Can I go the distance?
A: If you buy a Scorpion doll, then yes you will.
Q: 
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A: 
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Q: + = ?
A: + = 
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= X Non Canon Cannon =
ALL HELL
BROKEN
LOOSE!!!
Q: What the heck was that garglemesh?
A: Listerine.
Q: What is love?
A:
Q:Your time is up, Doktor Jones! Any last words?
A: Um, ok, I'd, um...i...Um...um...um...um...um...
A: Here you go.
Q: {Sings entirety of Through The Fire and Flames}
A: Good question.
Q: Why is my left eye exploding?
A: Because it ate beef jerky on the last Friday of 2006.
Q: Why is a quarter shaped like a trifrangle?
A: Because the magic ham said so.
Q: Why did the magic ham say so?
A: DO NOT DESPAIR, PATRICK. UNDER THE SOUTHERN CROSS, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
Q: Whaaaa?!?
A: StarTropics.
Q: Does say the logic of Star Trek?
A: Your sentence was garbled, but here is my answer: StarTropics was an NES game made by Nintendo in 1990. It was similar to The Legend Of Zelda, but it was also unique. Its sequel, StarTropics II:Zoda's Revenge, was the 2nd to last game made for the NES, the last being Wario's Woods.
Q:Are you still alive?
A: Only if the Magic HamTM says so.
Q: Is the cake a lie.
A: The cake isn't a lie...THE CAKE IS ALIVE!
Q: Will the cake buy a Scorpion doll?
A: The cake will fire deadly neurotoxins through the emitters.
Q: Will it fire deadly neurotoxins into a pineapple under the sea?
A: Only if the Magic HamTM says so.
Q: Left or right?
A: Chuck Norris.
Q: What is the center nothing?
A: A time paradox.
Q: Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup?
A: Bulbasaur.
Q: When are people going to stop referencing that damn Portal game?
A: HUGE SUCCESS.
Q: Sharoth or Glabal?
A: RADICOLA!
Q: Will you all shut up about Chuck Norris and that damn pineapple?
A: Signs point to "Obligatory Homestar Character saying something every 10 lines"
Q: Super Sam like Mudkips?
A: He's more of a Homsar person.
Q: Where are you from, Americola?
A: No, I'm from Johto.
Q: Ruby or Sapphire?
A: Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Q: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemys beware?
A: No, because Hamlet died.
Q: Do you like Green Eggs and Eggs?
A: I do not like them, Chad Warden.
Q: Where is the cow?
A: Eating Green Eggs and Eggs.
Q: Would you, could you, on a boat?
A: I would like them here.
Q: Here?
A: Here.
Q: Would you like them in a house?
A: I do not like spicy curry. I do not like it, Dedede.
A: Alright, this has gone on too long. The only way to save this fanstuff now is to FIRE MY LAZOR BLAAAH!
Q: Why do you like firing your lazor?
A: Because 50px told me to.
Q: It talks?!
A: By farting.
Q: Ok, so Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup?
A: Scorpion.
Q: Will 50px buy a Scorpion doll?
S: Wait. What?
Q: Choose your enemy?
A: 
Q: How?
A: How now brown cow?
Q: How come sometimes when I'm outside a train goes into the red 6 of diamonds?
A:...It' WHO now brown cow.
Q: so I heard Chaos lieks Mudkips?
A: Clearly I don't.
A: Not a grood idea.
Q: So I heard Chaos lieks Turtwigs?
A: HAET MOAR THAN MUDKIPZ.
Q: So I heard Chaos lieks Chikoria?
A: Yes. Love them.
A: FIRST CHAOS: I DO!
Q: DAVROS: Can I rule the world?
A: CHAOS: After you let me answer the questions that are so obviously asked to me!
Q: Can Chikorita be a wiki meme?
Q: O DER?
A: This question is not one that I can answer in any logical way other than this.
Q: Why has this page become "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a 4chan Meme?"
A: Because not all of these are from 4chan.
Q: Why is Luigi in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Because you guys are unoriginal.
Q: {Looks up at all of the Moskau images}
A: Sephiroth put those there. Not me.
Q: What is a man?
A: Not you.
BURN ALMIGHTY! OUCH!
Q: Am I blue?
A: Well, the buggy part is.
Q: Does Mudkip live in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Ironically, they live in volcanoes.
Q: Would you like a box?
A: No.
Q: Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs with a Chikorita?
A: I don't care for burnt eggs.
Q: Should I get out of the way of this falling tree?
A: You can't, it's a Sudowoodo.
Q: Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs on a plane with snakes on it, and sitting next to a Chikorita in a pineapple under the sea?
A: No. If anything, that makes me want to throw up rather than eat.
Q: Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs on a boat on top of a plane with snakes on it, under a pineapple under the sea, and a Chikorita with you on the boat?
A: No.
Q: YES?
A: Grinch.
Q: Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs on top of a goat that's in a boat with a Chikorita on top of a plane with snakes on it, under a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?
A: No. Get away before I call the cops.
Q: Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs on top of a police station with a goat on a boat with Chikorita on top of a plane below a train on top of a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?
A: I'm serious. Stop.
Q: Would you, could you, with Sephiroth too?
A: I am the Touchtone Genius!
Q: Would you, could you, with serpents, Turtwig, and Sephiroth?
A: No.
Q: Do you like Green Eggs and Eggs?
A: I Hate eggs in general. I'm more of a ham man myself.
Q: Would you like Green Ham and Ham on top of a police station with a goat on a boat with Chikorita on top of a plane below a train with a fox in a house with a mouse on top of a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?
A: NO NEVER.
Q: MY CHILD CLOWNS ARE SOFT TO THE TOUCH
A: Now Green Ham and Ham sounds good. I'll take it! I'll take twelve!
Q: How do you get out of a police station with a goat on a boat in a jail cell with a Chikorita on top of a plane below a train with a fox in a house with a mouse over there and here in a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?
A: As fast as you possibly can.
Q: Why do you people insist on over-complicating green-colored meals?
A: Because if we did it with purple-colored meals it would take hours.
Q: Pull to the left, pull to the right! Pull anywhere you want, just fight fight fight?
A: No.
Q: Do you like Green Eggs and Mudkip?
A: I LIKE CHOCOLATE
Q: DO YOU LYK CHOCOBO
A: {tastes it} Nasty.
Q: How many Chocobos can you insert in a police station with a goat on a boat in a jail cell with a Chikorita on top of a plane below a train with a fox in a box in a house with a mouse over there and here in a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?
A: DUNNO. SEVIN DWARFZ
Q: PETE THE FAT KITTY?
A: Dr. Robotnik.
Q: You dare bring Cyndaquil into my lair?
A: No, I brought a Scorpion doll.
Q: Will you buy a Scorpion doll, CD-I Ganon?
A: NO! It burns!
Q: Mr. Hedgehog, Scorpion doll, Pineapples, what about Turtwigs?
A: BUY MY CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Q: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNS
A: Owls?
Q: Mud!Kip?
A: Kweh!
Q: Urf...kwaaaah?
A: Kweh! {stabs Ryan with a Dragoon Lance}
Q: What is better than Mr. Hedgehog?
A: 
Q: 
?
A: HECKLE HECKLE
Q: We're Marley and Marley, our hearts were painted black!
A: Who are you?
Q: Are we not Mud! Kips?
A: No, wii are Chikoritas. U SHOULD KNOW WII HAET MUDKIPZ
Q: Bayleef?
A: Marshtomp
Q: O rly?
A: Ya rly.
Q: O rly?
A: Ya rly.
Q: No wai!
A: Wai.
Q: OH NOESS!! GIANT GUINEA PIGS ARE ATTACKING THE CITYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
A: Donald Frump.
Q: Ninjas or Pirates?
A: Arr, it be Ninja-Pirates Matey-San.
Q: Heartless or Nobodies?
A:
Q: Why is the sky purple at night?
A: Because the Magic Ham said so.
Q: Do you want to be The Guy?
A: I'm already The Guy; I bought a Scorpion doll!
Q: Will you buy a Scorpion doll?
A: No, I'll buy a RYAN BLUEFOX DOLL!!!
Q: or 
?
A: Neither.
Q: Chikorita?
A:
Q: If I buy a Scorpion doll, will Chikorita be everyone's favorite Pokemon?
A:
Q: W?
A: X
Q: Will everyone get a Scorpion doll if they get a Chikorita from a police station with goat on a boat on top of a plane with snakes going to a train with a fox in a box on a house with a mouse over here and over there in a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris and the Jugganaught?
A. Never. Ever. Jever. Plever! JIBEVVERY! JIBNEYYY!
Q. Why must my Mac keyboard be messed up so badly?
A: Because it's a Mac.
Q: or 
?
A: ChikoritaScorpionDoll.
Q: Can someone answer my lengthy question?
A: There will be a fire in the sky...AND YOUR DOOM WILL RAIN DOWN!
Q: What do I win?
A: A pissed off/psycho/maniac/killer Wolf O'Donnel from the near future.
Q: Will that mentioned Wolf buy a Scorpion doll?
A: {40X6 Wolf buys a doll, then procedes to blast it to smithereens}
Q: D-A-R-B-L-A-T spells...
A: ATTACK OF THE PSYCHO KILLER CYBER-WOLVES!
Q: Can Airman die?
A: 
Q: NEVAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
A: DON'T MAKE ME USE THE
Q: Why come Cyndaquil?
A: Why come pants?
Q: So I heard you liek Cyndaquils?
A: So I heard you liek Scorpion dolls?
Q: {the Scorpion doll that 40X6 Wolf blew up regenerates and goes back to 40X6 Wolf}
A: Don't worry, I'll save you! {Shoots a missile at the Scorpion doll}
Q: Why do I have a laptop that won't work, a Mac with a messed up keyboard, and an EXTREMELY slow Windows XP?
A: I don't know, but it's DEFINATELY Hannah Montana's fault.
Q: How will we get revenge?
A: We won't.
Q1: Why isn't the sky blue?
Q5: Because Spike Milligan is awesome. And hilarious. And awesomely hilarious.
A: That wasn't question 5.
Q: What happened to Cutman?
A: 
A: I'm still only putting answers.
Q: 
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A: .
Q: Why is this page cluttered with flustering questions?
A: Because it is.
Q: WELCOME TO MY LEVEL. MY NAME IS METALMAN.
A: {Equips Metal Blade}
Q: WHAT YOU SAY?
A: IT'S PSYCHOBILLY FREAKOUT!
Q: I'm thinking of something...orange...and it's small...
A: A Scorpion doll!
Q: Buy one. Yes?
A: Adventure, no. Bomb, yes.
Q: EAT A CAT
A: NO CUZ I WILL EAT .
Q: WILL EAT YOU BACK
A:
Q: File:Gone Too Far.jpg Did...Marth...just...?
A: Yes. Now go cry in a corner while the world finally lives in peace.
Q: What's Donald Trump's catchphrase?
A: "Aw, phooey!"
Q: Applesauce?
A:
Q: ...No.
A:
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Q: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: Hi.
+: POSITIVE
Q: So I heard you liek Cyndaquils?
A: I'm indifferent.
Q: What happened to our undersea pineapple?
A: Here it is. 
A: I looks terrible. Let's remodel it.
Remodeling done.
Q: What made people think that posting images was a good idea?
A: Chuck Norris.
Q: Why do so many celebrities look like Chuck Norris?
A: They're all Chick Norris's adopted children.
Q: Who the crap is "Chick Norris"?
A: A supporter of Mr. Hedgehog. 
Q: Hey, I've got a question. Could Chuck Norris microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?|
A: If he can slam a revolving door, he can eat a microwave burrito so hot.
Q: Frosty?
A: Sure. My favorite flavor is blue raspberry.
Q: W?
A: UU.
Q: Qwerty?
A: Oh, I want a Cherry Frosty.
Q: DO WE LIKE MR. HEDGEHOG?!?!?!?!?
A: YES!!!
Q: Q?
A: A.
Q: DuckTales?
A: selaTkcuD.
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Q: .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / ... ..- .-. . ..--..
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Q: 
A: I'll have the soup.
Q: 01010010 01110101 01101110 01100101 01010011 01100011 01100001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01001101 01001101 01001111 01010010 01010000 01000111 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01100101 01110100 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01110000 00101110 00100000 01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01000111 01110101 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01000010 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01010111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00100000 01010010 01100101 01100011 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110000 01110101 01101100 01100001 01110010 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01100101 01110100 00100000 01001101 01001101 01001111 01010010 01010000 01000111 00101100 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01001001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100001 00100000 01010000 01001100 01000001 01011001 00100000 01001001 01010100 00101110 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010111 00101110
A: Tm8sIGl0IGlzbid0Lg== (Base64)
Q: Does Sega do what Nintendon't?
A: No, but Genesis does what Pink Floydon't.
Q: BUY A SUB-ZERO DOLL!
A: {Line from Hotel Mario after Luigi says "Got a light?"}
Q: Why isn't the sky blue?
A: Because people didn't buy enough Reptile Dolls.
Q: BUY A REPTILE DOLL
A: I'd rather buy a Pokemon, thank you very much.
Q: Does Genesis do what Pink Floydon't?
A: Who knows? Who cares?
Q: Why won't anyone buy a Reptile doll?
A: Because Super Ultra Death Christ BC 2000 Version 4.0 Beta says so.
Q: Why does Super Ultra Death Christ BC 2000 Version 4.0 Beta PWN so much?
A: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD
Q: Isn't it "Super Mega Death Christ"?
A: This is an answer.
Q: This is a question.
A: This is an answer that makes no sense.
Q: This is a question that makes no sense.
A: . This is an answer that makes sense.
Q: 01001001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101001 01100100 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101001 01100100 00100000 01010010 01110101 01101110 01100101 01010011 01100011 01100001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01000111 01110101 01101001 01101110 01100101 01110011 01110011 00101100 00100000 01010011 01101011 01110101 01101100 01101100 01100010 01110101 01100111 01100111 01111001 00101110
A: Looks like we're gonna have to jump!
Q: Does the Decade Eagle run on cheese?
A: 010101000110100001100101001000000101000001110101011100100111000001101100011001010010000001010000011001010110111101110000011011000110010100100000010001010110000101110100011001010111001000101110
Q: R0FaT1JOSU5QTEFUUyBSVUxFRSEhIQ==
A: ==QIhESRFxUVSByUUFETQ5USOJ1TaFOR
Q: EMC=2=Pie?
A: Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman!
Q: Does this Decade Eagle have a troll in it? Or maybe a troll?
A: No.
Q: Are you Dr. Robotnik?
A: No.
Q: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY
A: No.
Q:Why is Chaos a smellyhead for not following the rules?
A:Because.
Q:Why is timmy stuck in a well? Why Lassie, Why?!?
A:NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q:Das boot?
A:Das glove.
Q:PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: OSVALDO!
