(even if you aren't vegan)
Animal Barn/1
{Cut to a rural scene. There are soft hills everywhere, and a small barn is in the center. Two pigs are lounging about on the section without a roof.}
PIGSTON: So, yeah, that's my story. What was your name again?
PIGGY: My name's piggy. I was born in-
PIGSTON: Whoa, Piggy, don't get overexcited on me. So what's your story?
PIGGY: I was too young to remember most of my life. I've been told that I was born in a barn like this, but I was separated too early to remember anything. So, this is my home now, I guess.
PIGSTON: Well, settle in. It's a nice little arrangement we have here.
PIGGY: Is anyone else here? {he looks around}
PIGSTON: Well, animals come, and animals go. Right now, it's just you, me, and Pigwallis over there. {he motions to a pig inside the barn}
PIGGY: Pigwallis, huh.
PIGSTON: {shouting} Hey, Pigwallis!
{Pigwallis turns his head towards the two pigs outside}
PIGSTON: Come meet the new guy!
{Pigwallis walks out and nods at Piggy}
PIGWALLIS: Hello there, new guy, my name's Pigwallis.
PIGGY: {shyly} Hello Pigwallis. I'm Piggy.
PIGWALLIS: There isn't a need to be shy, Piggy.
PIGSTON: Yeah, we're all friends.
PIGGY: Heh.
PIGSTON: You are all right, Piggy.
PIGWALLIS: Yeah.
PIGGY: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
PIGSTON: Well, I don't get bored easily. There have been times where there is absolutely no activity here at all. But usually, we just talk and eat, talk and eat.
PIGWALLIS: It's a lot more fun than it sounds.
PIGSTON: {looking at Piggy} Someone looks hungry. Let's go to the slop. I could use something to eat, too.
{The three pigs walk towards the slop trough and begin eating}
PIGGY: {sticking his head up from the slop} Oh, wow, this is good.
PIGSTON: {also removing his head from the slop} I told you.
{Pigwallis burps}
{Pigston and Piggy laugh heartily}
PIGGY: I like you guys. I hope that I am here to stay.
PIGSTON: Yeah, it's close to paradise around here. Nothing to harm us. Nothing to even bother us.
PIGWALLIS: This is definitely paradise. {continues disposing of the slop}
{Farmer, a tall, older gentleman wearing overalls and a cap, carries a pail to the trough of slop}
FARMER: More slop, pigs. {Farmer dumps the contents of the pail into the trough, much to the pigs' delight. Farmer exits}
PIGGY: It looks like you were right, Pigwallis. {Piggy and Pigston begin disposing of the slop as well}
{a loud squeaking noise is heard}
PIGSTON: {quickly pulls his head from the food} What was that?