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{Cut to a rural scene. There are soft hills everywhere, and a small barn is in the center. Two pigs are lounging about on the section without a roof.}

PIGSTON: So, yeah, that's my story. What was your name again?

PIGGY: My name's piggy. I was born in-

PIGSTON: Whoa, Piggy, don't get overexcited on me. So what's your story?

PIGGY: I was too young to remember most of my life. I've been told that I was born in a barn like this, but I was separated too early to remember anything. So, this is my home now, I guess.

PIGSTON: Well, settle in. It's a nice little arrangement we have here.

PIGGY: Is anyone else here? {he looks around}

PIGSTON: Well, animals come, and animals go. Right now, it's just you, me, and Pigwallis over there. {he motions to a pig inside the barn}

PIGGY: Pigwallis, huh.

PIGSTON: {shouting} Hey, Pigwallis!

{Pigwallis turns his head towards the two pigs outside}

PIGSTON: Come meet the new guy!

{Pigwallis walks out and nods at Piggy}

PIGWALLIS: Hello there, new guy, my name's Pigwallis.

PIGGY: {shyly} Hello Pigwallis. I'm Piggy.

PIGWALLIS: There isn't a need to be shy, Piggy.

PIGSTON: Yeah, we're all friends.

PIGGY: Heh.

PIGSTON: You are all right, Piggy.

PIGWALLIS: Yeah.

PIGGY: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

PIGSTON: Well, I don't get bored easily. There have been times where there is absolutely no activity here at all. But usually, we just talk and eat, talk and eat.

PIGWALLIS: It's a lot more fun than it sounds.

PIGSTON: {looking at Piggy} Someone looks hungry. Let's go to the slop. I could use something to eat, too.

{The three pigs walk towards the slop trough and begin eating}

PIGGY: {sticking his head up from the slop} Oh, wow, this is good.

PIGSTON: {also removing his head from the slop} I told you.

{Pigwallis burps}

{Pigston and Piggy laugh heartily}

PIGGY: I like you guys. I hope that I am here to stay.

PIGSTON: Yeah, it's close to paradise around here. Nothing to harm us. Nothing to even bother us.

PIGWALLIS: This is definitely paradise. {continues disposing of the slop}

{Farmer, a tall, older gentleman wearing overalls and a cap, carries a pail to the trough of slop}

FARMER: More slop, pigs. {Farmer dumps the contents of the pail into the trough, much to the pigs' delight. Farmer exits}

PIGGY: It looks like you were right, Pigwallis. {Piggy and Pigston begin disposing of the slop as well}

{a loud squeaking noise is heard}

PIGSTON: {quickly pulls his head from the food} What was that?