Angry Dragon's Angry Dungeon Adventure

^{ANGRY DRAGON'S}
ANGRY DUNGEON ADVENTURE
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> YOU ARE ANGRY DRAGON! A massive dragon of crimson red, with pointed horns and a fanged maw. Your eyes, tiny as they are, are fierce and fiery. Your eyebrows are large and perhaps filled with rage, if one could have raging eyebrows. Tiny wings are on thine back, which is odd because you mostly walk to and fro. A massive tail lags behind you, wherever you go. Surprisingly that's not a problem. Overall, you're an okay guy, but easy to get angry. That's why you're Angry Dragon YOU ARE ANGRY DRAGON!

> That's not important, however, because

> YOU ARE IN A DUNGEON! You're not quite sure how you got there, but rest assured, you're... you're in one. You can tell, somehow. It might be the hewn stone bricks on every side of the room, or perhaps the rats creeping to and fro and everywho in between. Maybe it's the sconces giving off that odd glow, and it could be the sign that says "YE CORRIDOR". You're highly suspicious, that's for sure.

>On the walls are several lit TORCHES. There are exits to the NORTH and SOUTH.

>If you need help, just type HELP. That way you might not suck so bad!

>HELP

>Very well! I figured you'd need help anyhow.

>Your basic commands are as follows. GET, USE, LOOK, CHECK, EAT, TALK, and GO TO. Certain items and environments have special commands that you'll need to figure out. And trust me, this parser LOVES being difficult!

>Oh, and Angry Dragon can do some other stuff as well. Try BURNing things, for example!

>GET SIGN

>Attempting to remove the sign from the wall reveals that it's been painted on. And even if it wasn't you probably wouldn't have needed it. Whatever.

>EAT SIGN

>You attempt to eat the painted-on sign. Unable to fit your jaws around the wall, you decide to lick the paint instead.

>It isn't very tasty and you feel cheated.

>BURN SIGN

>You muster up some fire in the back of your throat and cough up a ball of flame. It hits the wall, burning off the paint. The paint crispies fall to the floor and disintegrate.

>You're still not sure why you did it, but you feel accomplished!

>GET TORCH

>You maneuver (or, if you're British, manoeuvre) your little hands and grab the TORCH. Hurray!

>You could have always just used your fire breath, but hey, what's easier here?

>(NOTE: You have recieved an inventory item! To check your inventory, type in INVENTORY, or if you're fat and ugly and lazy, just type INV.)

>LOOK SOUTH

>Looking to the south, you see a door. Nothing special, just one of those wooden doors you'd find in a dungeon. It looks nice, though.

>A PLATE is suddenly slid under the door to your NORTH. "Here's lunch, big guy," says a voice from outside of the corridor. You wonder who that is for a brief moment, before deciding not to care.

> BURN PLATE

>By burning the plate, you scorch whatever was on it. The plate itself is no worse for wear, thankfully, but the food is now black and almost inedible. ... Whatever it was, it's no good now.

> BURN DOOR

>Which door? (NORTH or SOUTH)

> EAT FOOD

>You look at the food. This pathetic, blackened steak is nearly inedible. Despite this, you're convinced you should eat it anyhow. You do, and feel no reward from it. Suddenly, it comes back up (it seems your stomach knows better than to let you eat whatever you want) and back onto the plate.

>Eww.

>burn the narth door

>You can't find whatever the "narth" door is. Try a direction next time!

>Burn the North door, you stupid dragon!

>Rather hesitantly, you burn the north door. The ashes fall like snow, and the rats start making ash-angels. It's both cute and revolting at the same time.

> Give STEAK to RATS

>The rats seem thoroughly uninterested and decide to keep spreading plague rather than take your offerings.

> Walk through the door frame formerly known as the North door.

>Yeah, prose it up, why don't you.

>YOU ARE IN A CORRIDOR. Long and lined with doors, it looks like it goes on forever. Guards are sleeping, leaning against the wall. To the SOUTH is a smaller corridor. To the WEST, the hallway goes on. To your NORTH is a steel door.

> burn the narth north door

>Command not recognized. Try not being stupid and use proper syntax (ie. BURN NORTH DOOR).

>BURN NORTH DOOR

>You shoot a blast of flame at the fire. However, it does nothing, only making a bit of smoke. The guards don't seem to notice.

> Look at the guards