A Day in the Life of Eric

{It is a sunny morning in the house of Longhair Johnson also known as Eric. Light fills his room, which has drawing scattered all over the floor. Eric is asleep with Chwoka looking down at him smiling, mouth open, eyes bulging, looking like a madman}

CHWOKA: ANY MINUTE NOW

{Eric's eyes open and he puts on his cool shades, while getting up and punching Chwoka in the face}

ERIC: yeah okay {Walks over to computer. Goes to IRC}

<Brooksie> you will never be a choom

ERIC: yeah okay

BADSTAR: {Bursts in} VACATION

ERIC: yeah okay

{Eric goes to Brazil and has a good time}

ERIC: brazil

{eric waves his glorious locks in the wind}

BADSTAR: marry me

ERIC: yeah okay

BADSTAR: <3

ERIC: wait what no

BADSTAR: ;_;

{eric goes back to his house}

{he doesnt take a plane or anything}

{he just}

{hell i dunno}

'ERIC: {ties his sexy towel to his head}

JCM: sir i must report you to sam you say bad things

ERIC: no

JCM: ;_; but but but dads gonna beat me

{sam enters with a belt}

{jcm gonna get it}

ERIC: yeah okay

ERIC: yeah okay

{its over}

{jcm totally got it btw}