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A Day in the Life of Brooksie
a day in the life of brooksie
transcription of said day
{brooks is in bed asleep}
{he wakes up}
{he is not asleep anymore}
{just to clarify that}
BROOKSIE: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. well i'd better get up today is a busy day yessir
{brooks hops out of bed like a portuguese gymnast and springs into action and by that I mean irc}
BROOKSIE: here is my password I am typing it my password is--
HA YOU THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU
{jicem is in the corner}
guy-CM: now you see how hard it is to be me
{dinoshaur bounces in and violently thrusts his nether regions into jicem's face for roughly ten minutes}
JICEM: ow ow ow ow
DINOSHAUR: yeah you love it
wait this is about brooks
my bad
so anyway
{brooks is on irc}
{he does this for a while you see}
BROOKSIE: well guys here I going to zaxbys now goodlong sobye
{Brooksie goes away much to the dismay of all his loyal frito banditio plankton in a jar}
{he cums back though don't worry}
{he is back now}
BROOKSIE: I am back now
{suddenly noid comes in and he is all}
NOID: stop brooks I am here to put an end to all things that are fun and happy and make them boring and lame just like myself
Brooksie noooo
{brooksie rips off his many shirts to reveal his massive pecs which shoot out like skyscrapers and impale noid to the wall by his eyelids}
noid: you forgot one thing
Brooksie: :o
NOID: {noid's detachable eyelids turn into razor sharp crappy radiohead albums and chase brooks all about}
brooksie: oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
{brooks hops into the computer screen!}
tbc (that is not the brothers chaps by the way}
{now brooks is in the computer zone}
BROOKSIE: where am I?
{I just told you what are you an idot}
{yeah okay}
{so brooks meats the computer lord or something}
computer lord: I am lord of all computers. The computers are lorded under me. I--
Brooksie: yeah, okay computer. I get it
{Noid jumps out from his disguise}
BROOKSIE: oh no I forgot radiohead references can summon the noid from afar!!!
{they do not make passionate love on the floor sorry jicem}
{they do however have an epic duel}
{they punch each other I guess}
Noid: punching nooo that is my one weakness
{Noid explodes and the world is once again safe from his suck}
Brooksie: thank goodness
'{brooksie goes to bed}
Brooksie: goodnight nachoman and goodnight bluebry and goodnight noid and goodnight dinoshaur and goodnight mu and goodnight chwoka and goodnight thedenzel and goodnight skullb and goodnight
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