A Day In The Life of Skullbuggy

{SkullB wakes up in his conservative but comfortable bed. He walks over to his computer, not minding his unshaved stubble, cupping his freshly made coffee cup. He slightly groans in conjunction with his early morning movements, and sits down}

SKULLB: Well, let's see whats happening over at Satan's Playground...

{types in wuw.clamburger.org, and begins typing when there is a loud knock on the door. SkullB walks over, opens it up, and sees doggie standing there, wagging his tail. He looks like this:

SKULLB: Sorry, doggie. Comet's still sleeping, he can't get out and play with you yet. {Doggie is visibly upset:

{Doggie leaves}

SKULLB: Poor doggie. Back to the wuw, I guess. {SkullB walks over to the computer and sits down again}

NINJADUCK: {running in} HEY SKULLB HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO OF BUGS HAVING RELATIONS AND THIS ONE IS SHEDDING AND HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BUG

SKULLB: get out >:OOOOOOOO

NINJADUCK: :3 ;-; {Ninjaduck walks out}

SKULLB: Time to see what drama is unfolding. {Clicks on Im a bell's new fanfic} This should be terrible. {SkullB begins subtly laughing to himself.}

IM A BELL: {bursts in SkullB's room, dressed in idk whatever otaku or kawaii or whatever kids wear} Hey SkullB did you like my new fanfic

SKULLB: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Bell, that was the most dreadful thing I have ever seen. How much of a poser can you get, man?

IM A BELL: Whatever, Skull. You just don't understand.

SKULLB: "Oh, I'm Bell I looooove attension"

IM A BELL: I don't know why you have to be that way...

SKULLB: Because. You. Are. Awful.

IM A BELL: Oh. I see.

{Their eyes briefly meet, and they both immediately, embarrassed, look down at the ground}

SKULLB: {chuckles}

{They make passionate love on the floor}

{Comet bursts through the door}

SKULLB: {looks up from the lovemaking} comet get out