(even if you aren't vegan)
A Day In The Life of NachoMan
{NachoMan is on the playground}
{He is adorable}
{If he were an emote this would probably be him :3 anyways}
NACHOMAN: Doop doop I love the sandbox {not the wuw sandbox that is lame lol}
NACHOMAN: {noticing the hawt girl next to him who is obv. interested in him} oh hello [NAME OMITTED BUT NACHOMAN KNOWS WHO I MEAN]
GIRL: Oh hello would you like to insert your tongue in my mouth
NACHOMAN: okay {he does so}
GIRL: thx {she walks away}
{A tuft of sand flies into NachoMan's face}
NACHOMAN: :3 ;-;-;-;-;-;-; {he attempts to look to see who is the perpetrator}
IT IS NONE OTHER THAN THAT DASTARDLY COIN!!
COIN: grah hah hah i have just kicked sand in your face
NACHOMAN: why would you do that why do you hate me ;_;
COIN: I am sorry here have some modest mouse CDs {give}
NACHOMAN: say, thanks {They shake hands but later NachoMan kisses Coin's girl out in the parking lot because thats how he rolls}
JCM: {runs up} NACHOMAN THE CHURCH AND ORPHANAGE AND ZOO AND NURSERY IS ON FIRE HELP
NACHOMAN: {puts on cool shades} Let it burn B)
EDITORS NOTE nachoman that is something you would do right if not feel free to change it
JCM: ;______________; {JCM walks away as Brooks walks up with two capri suns}
BROOKS: sup yo
NACHOMAN: nm man
BROOKS: {hands NachoMan a capri sun. he keeps the lemonade one even though he does care for it because he cares too much about nachoman :3} wub
NACHOMAN: wub
{Their eyes meet for a brief moment. They both look down, embarrassed}
BROOKS: {chuckles}
{THEY ARE NOT GAY SO THEY DO NOT DO ANYTHING GAY THE EYE THING WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT OKAY}
also i dont know where to fit in kittie so here is a picture of kittie
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THECHEESE: wub
it is perfect I say, perfect -- NachoTalk 02:04, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
nachoman made mine longer so i wouldnt feel right not adding more too
NACHOMAN: oh no kittie what is wrong with your headNachoMan:' oh well there is nowhere the story can go with this i will just listen to some steely dan
NACHOMAN: While the music played you worked by candlelight Those San Francisco nights You were the best in town Just by chance you crossed the diamond with the pearl You turned it on the world That's when you turned the world around Did you feel like Jesus? Did you realize? That you were a champion in their eyes On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene But yours was kitchen clean Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home Every A-Frame had your number on the wall You must have had it all You'd go to L.A. on a dare And you'd go it alone Could you live forever? Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?
Get along, get along Kid Charlemagne Get along Kid Charlemagne
Now your patrons have all left you in the red Your low rent friends are dead This life can be very strange All those dayglow freaks who used to paint the face They've joined the human race Some things will never change Son you were mistaken You are obsolete Look at all the white men on the street
Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail Those test tubes and the scale Just get them all out of here Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car I think the people down the hall Know who you are
Careful what you carry 'Cause the man is wise You are still an outlaw in their eyes While the music played you worked by candlelight Those San Francisco nights You were the best in town Just by chance you crossed the diamond with the pearl You turned it on the world That's when you turned the world around Did you feel like Jesus? Did you realize? That you were a champion in their eyes On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene But yours was kitchen clean Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home Every A-Frame had your number on the wall You must have had it all You'd go to L.A. on a dare And you'd go it alone Could you live forever? Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?
Get along, get along Kid Charlemagne Get along Kid Charlemagne
Now your patrons have all left you in the red Your low rent friends are dead This life can be very strange All those dayglow freaks who used to paint the face They've joined the human race Some things will never change Son you were mistaken You are obsolete Look at all the white men on the street
Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail Those test tubes and the scale Just get them all out of here Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car I think the people down the hall Know who you are
Careful what you carry 'Cause the man is wise You are still an outlaw in their eyes While the music played you worked by candlelight Those San Francisco nights You were the best in town Just by chance you crossed the diamond with the pearl You turned it on the world That's when you turned the world around Did you feel like Jesus? Did you realize? That you were a champion in their eyes On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene But yours was kitchen clean Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home Every A-Frame had your number on the wall You must have had it all You'd go to L.A. on a dare And you'd go it alone Could you live forever? Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?
Get along, get along Kid Charlemagne Get along Kid Charlemagne
Now your patrons have all left you in the red Your low rent friends are dead This life can be very strange All those dayglow freaks who used to paint the face They've joined the human race Some things will never change Son you were mistaken You are obsolete Look at all the white men on the street
Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail Those test tubes and the scale Just get them all out of here Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car I think the people down the hall Know who you are
Careful what you carry 'Cause the man is wise You are still an outlaw in their eyes While the music played you worked by candlelight Those San Francisco nights You were the best in town Just by chance you crossed the diamond with the pearl You turned it on the world That's when you turned the world around Did you feel like Jesus? Did you realize? That you were a champion in their eyes On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene But yours was kitchen clean Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home Every A-Frame had your number on the wall You must have had it all You'd go to L.A. on a dare And you'd go it alone Could you live forever? Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?
Get along, get along Kid Charlemagne Get along Kid Charlemagne
Now your patrons have all left you in the red Your low rent friends are dead This life can be very strange All those dayglow freaks who used to paint the face They've joined the human race Some things will never change Son you were mistaken You are obsolete Look at all the white men on the street
Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail Those test tubes and the scale Just get them all out of here Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car I think the people down the hall Know who you are
Careful what you carry 'Cause the man is wise You are still an outlaw in their eyes While the music played you worked by candlelight Those San Francisco nights You were the best in town Just by chance you crossed the diamond with the pearl You turned it on the world That's when you turned the world around Did you feel like Jesus? Did you realize? That you were a champion in their eyes On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene But yours was kitchen clean Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home Every A-Frame had your number on the wall You must have had it all You'd go to L.A. on a dare And you'd go it alone Could you live forever? Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?
Get along, get along Kid Charlemagne Get along Kid Charlemagne
Now your patrons have all left you in the red Your low rent friends are dead This life can be very strange All those dayglow freaks who used to paint the face They've joined the human race Some things will never change Son you were mistaken You are obsolete Look at all the white men on the street
Clean this mess up else we'll all end up in jail Those test tubes and the scale Just get them all out of here Is there gas in the car? Yes, there's gas in the car I think the people down the hall Know who you are
Careful what you carry 'Cause the man is wise You are still an outlaw in their eyes
NACHOMAN: okay that was nice now i will go hang out with my best friend brooks ohgulltree
{hangs out with brooks and it is a blast}
But you are coming to my town i cannot drive all the way to texas ;___;
NOID: no we are having the choom getogether in new england (because i don't want to have to go anywhere lol) look at this graph
DINOSHAUR: {jumps over the atlantic ocean and lands with his knees bent and his legs squarely around JCM's face} ^_^
SI: {jumps over the OH NO DINOSHAUR PUSHED HIM INTO THE OCEAN NO CHOOMIVERSARY FOR HIM
BROOKS: well I dont know where to go from here. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. conway twitty!!!
I woke up cryin' late at night - when I was very young I had dreamed my father - had passed away and gone My world revolved around him - I couldn't lie there anymore So I made my way down the mirrowed hall and tapped upon his door.
And I said, "Daddy, I'm so afraid! How would I go on, with you gone that way? Don't wanna cry anymore So may I stay with you?"
And he said, "That's my job, that's what I do Everything I do is because of you To keep you safe with me ... That's my job, you see."
Later we barely got along - this teenage boy and he Most of the fights it seems - were over different dreams We each held for me ... He wanted knowledge and learning - I wanted to fly out west "Said I could make it out there - if I just had the fare I got half, will you loan me the rest?"
And I said, "Daddy, I'm so afraid Theres no guarentee in the plans I've made And if I should fail, who will pay my way back home?"
And he said, "That's my job, that's what I do Ev'rything I do is because of you To keep you safe with me ... That's my job, you see."
Every person carves his spot - and fills the hole with life And I pray someday I might - light as bright as he.
Woke up early one bright fall day - read the tragic news After all my travels, I settled down - within a mile or two I make my livin' with words and rhymes - and all the tragedies Should go into my head and out instead - as bits of poetry.
But I say, "Daddy I'm so afraid How will I go on - with you gone this way How can I come up - with a song to say, "I love you."
"That's my job, that's what I do Ev'rything I do is because of you To keep you safe with me ... That's my job, you see."
"Ev'rything I do is because of you To keep you safe with me."
