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This is the old village that SUN has set up their main base in. Go and see Captain Kevin for a quest to stop the zombie's attacks!Zombie losses:0%

Captain Kevin

CAPTAIN KEVIN:Hi! I need your help stopping the zombie attacks! Until they stop we can't leave the camp!

GAME

{A note falls}

THE NOTE: This is the leader of the survivors. We need food before we starve. Could you send some over using a note? From Raiku.

{Raiku and Zoo walk in, heavilly injured}

RAIKU: Can't believe we survived. Can we have some food?

ZOO977: Silvery sharp things hurt.

USERUNKNOWN:Step to the right.

RAIKU: What does that mean? Also, I am Raiku, The survivor leader.

ZOO977: Right step! {jumps to the right, crashes into a wall} That was fun!

USERUNKNOWN:I know. Step to the right.

RAIKU: Can we have some food?

USERUNKNOWN:We don't have alot, Soooooooooooooo no. Step to the right.

ZOO977: Ok! {continuously rams into the wall} Weeeeeeeee!

RAIKU: Why? Also, we are going to starve if we do not eat.

{a rock falls out of the gap zoo was making. he eats it}

ZOO977: Yum yum!

USERUNKNOWN:{To Raiku}That's the point. Step to the right so I can call in a supply drop.

RAIKU: Oh. Okay. {Steps to the right, making sure not to touch the wall}

{Userunknown drops a flare. A crate lands.}

USERUNKNOWN: Don't touch.

RAIKU: Why?

ZOO977: {picks up a stick, begins etching doodles into the wall} Funtime!

USERUNKNOWN:Go back to toronto. Stay there. we will be there to destroy you soon.

RAIKU: Why are you going to kill us?

ZOO977: {does a handstand for no reason} I'm confused.

USERUNKNOWN:The first peacekeepers to die on this misson were killed by survivors, not zombies. LEAVE.

RAIKU: I didn't plan that. Or I would have already attacked you right now. You have to believe me. I am the son of the former leader. He probally did that. That was before I was born.

ZOO977: {still on his head, takes a book out of hammerspace} I wonder where they are now.

USERUNKNOWN:We were not here when your father was in power. Leave. Now.

ZOO977: I'm not dying. They aren't here.

{Userunknown runs out of the base and to the feild. The soldiers covering him are reloading, making it impossible to follow him}

ZOO977: {still upside down} I just hope dot and albino weren't harmed.

RAIKU: I just became leader. The other one is now a zombie. I did not do it.

ZOO977: You confuse me.

{There is loud banging on the doors.}

HOMESTAR TIGER: {Hitting the doors.} LEMME IN! LEMME IN! I GOTTA USE YOUR BATHROOM!!

ZOO977: Solly. {opens the door. homestar tiger acidentaly hits zoo on the underbight, bending it slightly} Ow!

HOMESTAR TIGER: {Runs to bathroom, uses it, comes back.} Oh, and some zombies got in.

ZOO977: Yeah, yeah. Anyways, has anyone seen the pantry?

HOMESTAR TIGER: Can we fight zombies now? I'm getting bored.

HOMESTAR TIGER: Can we fight zombies yet?

THE ATTACK!

In an effort to drive out the SUN forces, the zombies launched a full scale attack on the SUN base and blockaded Toronto. Now, you have been ordered to stop the attacks and allow everyone into new areas!

{zoo walks in. he has a bag of dropping coins, and some wooden stakes}

{Homestar tiger picks up the coins, and then arms his shotgun.}

HOMESTAR TIGER: Wait a minute. Do the zombies eat animal flesh?