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2749:Zombie uprising/The old village
This is the old village that SUN has set up their main base in. Go and see Captain Kevin for a quest to stop the zombie's attacks!Zombie losses:0%
Captain Kevin
CAPTAIN KEVIN:Hi! I need your help stopping the zombie attacks! Until they stop we can't leave the camp!
GAME
{A note falls}
THE NOTE: This is the leader of the survivors. We need food before we starve. Could you send some over using a note? From Raiku.
{Raiku and Zoo walk in, heavilly injured}
RAIKU: Can't believe we survived. Can we have some food?
ZOO977: Silvery sharp things hurt.
USERUNKNOWN:Step to the right.
RAIKU: What does that mean? Also, I am Raiku, The survivor leader.
ZOO977: Right step! {jumps to the right, crashes into a wall} That was fun!
USERUNKNOWN:I know. Step to the right.
RAIKU: Can we have some food?
USERUNKNOWN:We don't have alot, Soooooooooooooo no. Step to the right.
ZOO977: Ok! {continuously rams into the wall} Weeeeeeeee!
RAIKU: Why? Also, we are going to starve if we do not eat.
{a rock falls out of the gap zoo was making. he eats it}
ZOO977: Yum yum!
USERUNKNOWN:{To Raiku}That's the point. Step to the right so I can call in a supply drop.
RAIKU: Oh. Okay. {Steps to the right, making sure not to touch the wall}
{Userunknown drops a flare. A crate lands.}
USERUNKNOWN: Don't touch.
RAIKU: Why?
ZOO977: {picks up a stick, begins etching doodles into the wall} Funtime!
USERUNKNOWN:Go back to toronto. Stay there. we will be there to destroy you soon.
RAIKU: Why are you going to kill us?
ZOO977: {does a handstand for no reason} I'm confused.
USERUNKNOWN:The first peacekeepers to die on this misson were killed by survivors, not zombies. LEAVE.
RAIKU: I didn't plan that. Or I would have already attacked you right now. You have to believe me. I am the son of the former leader. He probally did that. That was before I was born.
ZOO977: {still on his head, takes a book out of hammerspace} I wonder where they are now.
USERUNKNOWN:We were not here when your father was in power. Leave. Now.
ZOO977: I'm not dying. They aren't here.
{Userunknown runs out of the base and to the feild. The soldiers covering him are reloading, making it impossible to follow him}
ZOO977: {still upside down} I just hope dot and albino weren't harmed.
RAIKU: I just became leader. The other one is now a zombie. I did not do it.
ZOO977: You confuse me.
{There is loud banging on the doors.}
HOMESTAR TIGER: {Hitting the doors.} LEMME IN! LEMME IN! I GOTTA USE YOUR BATHROOM!!
ZOO977: Solly. {opens the door. homestar tiger acidentaly hits zoo on the underbight, bending it slightly} Ow!
HOMESTAR TIGER: {Runs to bathroom, uses it, comes back.} Oh, and some zombies got in.
ZOO977: Yeah, yeah. Anyways, has anyone seen the pantry?
HOMESTAR TIGER: Can we fight zombies now? I'm getting bored.
HOMESTAR TIGER: Can we fight zombies yet?
THE ATTACK!
In an effort to drive out the SUN forces, the zombies launched a full scale attack on the SUN base and blockaded Toronto. Now, you have been ordered to stop the attacks and allow everyone into new areas!
{zoo walks in. he has a bag of dropping coins, and some wooden stakes}
{Homestar tiger picks up the coins, and then arms his shotgun.}
HOMESTAR TIGER: Wait a minute. Do the zombies eat animal flesh?