Zarel Emails/Inbox

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

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subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

subj: YOU IN DEBT

Dear Mr. Zarel Whateveryourlastnamewasagain,
You still have yet to pay us back for the countless "I.O.U."s you've left us over the last few months. At this point, your current debt comes to $753.68.
We take cash and credit.
Patiently awaiting your payment,
Smooze's Café

subject: Strong Bad

Hey Aruseus!
Does Strong Bad annoy you sometimes????
Robert, Scotland

subject: Zarel

Hey Strongbad!
Man that Zarel kid is annoying, amirite?

Ami Rite

subject: why

ZAREL,
Y U NO BE IN DISGUISE?
-Dr. Ali in Washington

Tired of worthless scams?

Greetings, friend, I am new to this town.
I am a travelling businessman in search for some new customers.
As soon as I came here, I noticed that the predominant form of business happened to be that of Bubs and his concession stand.
Don't you people know what he's doing to you? He's been scamming all of you out of all your money by charging you huge amounts for worthless items!
You know what would be a good idea? If you bought from me instead. So we can both take this pathetic man down.
- Stan Khan