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Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.


subj: Fire

Hey Dragonman!
You're no dragon!
You don't breath fire!
How can you even call yourself a dragon if you don't breath fire?
Badstar

subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

subj: YOU IN DEBT

Dear Mr. Zarel Whateveryourlastnamewasagain,
You still have yet to pay us back for the countless "I.O.U."s you've left us over the last few months. At this point, your current debt comes to $753.68.
We take cash and credit.
Patiently awaiting your payment,
Smooze's Café

subj: Arrest

Dear Zarel "The Wind Dragon" Lewis,

This is a cease and desist letter for your arrest.
We will arrive in 3 days.
Sincerely,

The Police guys.

Saving for later