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<blockquote class="zarel2">
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<div>subj: YOU IN DEBT</div>
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<div>sub: engineer</div>
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Dear Mr. Zarel Whateveryourlastnamewasagain,<br>
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Are you the engineer or the spy?<br>
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You still have yet to pay us back for the countless "I.O.U."s you've left us over the last few months. At this point, your current debt comes to $753.68.<br>
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-Gordon Freeman
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We take cash and credit.<br>
 
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Patiently awaiting your payment,<br>
 
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Smooze's Café
 
 
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<div>subject: You've been drafted, Stupid!</div>
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<div>subj: olymipics</div>
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Dear Mr. Aruseus, <br>
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Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon<br>
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'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?<br>
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<br>
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Hope to see you soon at the olympics,<br>
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Andy in Mesa, AZ
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You have just been drafted by The Willing Allies of the World. Your first mission shall take place on the border of Austria and Hungary. There, you (and some other soldiers) will have to take out The Brotherhood of Alan's (the enemy) Elite Tank Batallion, Find (and destroy) The Brotherhood of Alan's (highly guarded) Main Base (which is in front of thier Capital Building), sneak into The Brotherhood of Alan's Capital Building, and kill Head Brother Nod Alan and his trusty General, Yuri. Got all that?
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<div>subj: EXPLOSIONS</div>
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WHAT'S UP ZARELMAN<br>
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION<br>
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I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF<br>
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YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY<br>
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BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM<br>
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YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON<br>
  
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- Genral Whatsisnaym.
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- FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE
 
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==Saving for later==
  
 
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<div>subject: film</div>
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<div>subj: wings</div>
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Aruseus my boy,<br/>
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Zarel, we are appauled.<br>
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<br/>
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<br>
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Since you are awesome and crap<br/>
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Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings.
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like that, you can make a movie<br/>
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Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically
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based on a really cool video game<br/>
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unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of
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and make sure its not crappy just<br/>
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children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life. <br>
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that Max Payne film or that Mortal<br/>
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If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're
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Kombat film.<br/>
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nothing but reptilian scum.<br>
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From
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<br>
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Susan, Judith, and Wendy
 
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<blockquote class="zarel2">
 
<blockquote class="zarel2">
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<div>subject: Strong Bad</div>
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<div>subj: sbemails</div>
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Hey Aruseus!<br>
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Dear Zarel,<br>
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Does Strong Bad annoy you sometimes????<br>
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<br>
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Robert, Scotland
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What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?<br>
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<br>
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Tuns
 
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</blockquote>
  
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==Saving for later==
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<blockquote class="zarel2">
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<div>subj: sbemails</div>
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dear zarel,<br>
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<br>
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i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?<br>
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<br>
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billy beers
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Latest revision as of 22:00, 18 March 2014

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

sub: engineer

Are you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman

subj: olymipics

Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon
'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?

Hope to see you soon at the olympics,
Andy in Mesa, AZ

subj: EXPLOSIONS

WHAT'S UP ZARELMAN
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION
I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF
YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY
BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON

- FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE

Saving for later

subj: wings

Zarel, we are appauled.

Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings. Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life.
If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're nothing but reptilian scum.

Susan, Judith, and Wendy


subj: sbemails

Dear Zarel,

What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?

Tuns


subj: sbemails

dear zarel,

i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?

billy beers


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