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Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.
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Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <nowiki><pre></nowiki> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.
  
 
Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.
 
Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.
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<blockquote class="zarel">
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<blockquote class="zarel2">
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<div>subj: Fire</div>
 
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Hey Dragonman!<br/>
 
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You're no dragon!<br/>
 
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You don't breath fire!<br/>
 
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How can you even call yourself a dragon if you don't breath fire?<br/>
 
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Badstar
 
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</blockquote>
 
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<blockquote class="zarel">
 
 
<div>subj: friendship</div>
 
<div>subj: friendship</div>
 
ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``<br>
 
ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``<br>
 
Would you be my frined?<br>
 
Would you be my frined?<br>
 
be mine, Lindsay Kunis
 
be mine, Lindsay Kunis
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</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="zarel2">
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<div>sub: engineer</div>
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Are you the engineer or the spy?<br>
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-Gordon Freeman
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</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="zarel2">
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<div>subj: olymipics</div>
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Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon<br>
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'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?<br>
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<br>
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Hope to see you soon at the olympics,<br>
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Andy in Mesa, AZ
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</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="zarel2">
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<div>subj: EXPLOSIONS</div>
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WHAT'S UP ZARELMAN<br>
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION<br>
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I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF<br>
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YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY<br>
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BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM<br>
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YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON<br>
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- FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE
 
</blockquote>
 
</blockquote>
  
 
==Saving for later==
 
==Saving for later==
  
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<blockquote class="zarel">
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<blockquote class="zarel2">
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<div>subj: Warranty</div>
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<div>subj: wings</div>
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Dear Mr. Lewis,
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Zarel, we are appauled.<br>
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We at the Compy Corporation would like to inform you that although your Cappy was utterly obliterated, it is still under warranty.
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<br>
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Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings.
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Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically
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unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of
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children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life. <br>
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If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're
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nothing but reptilian scum.<br>
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<br>
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Susan, Judith, and Wendy
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</blockquote>
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You are allowed to chose one Compy Computer that Strong Bad hasn't bought for absolutely nothing.<br>
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<blockquote class="zarel2">
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Come on down at your latest convenience
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<div>subj: sbemails</div>
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Sincerely,
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Dear Zarel,<br>
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Bob Frank O'Brian
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<br>
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Customer Service, Compy Corp.
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What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?<br>
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<br>
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Tuns
 
</blockquote>
 
</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="zarel2">
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<div>subj: sbemails</div>
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dear zarel,<br>
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<br>
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i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?<br>
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<br>
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billy beers
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</blockquote>
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Latest revision as of 22:00, 18 March 2014

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

sub: engineer

Are you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman

subj: olymipics

Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon
'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?

Hope to see you soon at the olympics,
Andy in Mesa, AZ

subj: EXPLOSIONS

WHAT'S UP ZARELMAN
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION
I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF
YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY
BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON

- FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE

Saving for later

subj: wings

Zarel, we are appauled.

Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings. Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life.
If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're nothing but reptilian scum.

Susan, Judith, and Wendy


subj: sbemails

Dear Zarel,

What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?

Tuns


subj: sbemails

dear zarel,

i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?

billy beers


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