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Would you be my frined?<br>
 
Would you be my frined?<br>
 
be mine, Lindsay Kunis
 
be mine, Lindsay Kunis
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<div>subj: YOU IN DEBT</div>
 
Dear Mr. Zarel Whateveryourlastnamewasagain,<br>
 
You still have yet to pay us back for the countless "I.O.U."s you've left us over the last few months. At this point, your current debt comes to $753.68.<br>
 
We take cash and credit.<br>
 
Patiently awaiting your payment,<br>
 
Smooze's Café
 
 
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</blockquote>
  

Revision as of 23:37, 24 May 2012

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.


subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

subject: why

ZAREL,
Y U NO BE IN DISGUISE?
-Dr. Ali in Washington

Tired of worthless scams?

Greetings, friend, I am new to this town.
I am a travelling businessman in search for some new customers.
As soon as I came here, I noticed that the predominant form of business happened to be that of Bubs and his concession stand.
Don't you people know what he's doing to you? He's been scamming all of you out of all your money by charging you huge amounts for worthless items!
You know what would be a good idea? If you bought from me instead. So we can both take this pathetic man down.
- Stan Khan

Saving for later