Zarel Emails/33

Zarel E-Mail #33

Zarel is questioned about some IOUs.

Cast (in order of appearance): Somber Narrator, Zarel,

Places: The Roomy-Vac,

Transcript

{The scene starts out dimmed, as somber music plays.}

NARRATOR: {in a somber voice} Tonight, on a very special episode of Zarel Emails, we find out that Zarel...has an email.

{The scene lights back up.}

ZAREL: Do the bonga bonga, Zar-ey ponga, ain't no email like a Zarel email!

subj: YOU IN DEBT

Dear Mr. Zarel Whateveryourlastnamewasagain,
You still have yet to pay us back for the countless "I.O.U."s you've left us over the last few months. At this point, your current debt comes to $753.68.
We take cash and credit.
Patiently awaiting your payment,
Smooze's Café

ZAREL:

WILL FINISH LATER, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THE SHOW'S NOT DEAD