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Summary

• Dahn briefly establishes what his Bard magic entails, while helping set up for the Fundraiser.
• Leigh and Gordon go out for pierogies, presumably at Katyusha's.
• Lex and Jules encounter the same drug dealer (Bling), and find out they have a fair amount in common with each other.
• Droll and Bling are introduced.
• Xavier D'Arque converses with his ancestor.

Transcript

{The Episode opens, with a shot of the Rosenberg building, still coated in dark clouds compared to an otherwise early morning overcast day. Lightning begins to crackle, as the scene cuts to an event room. A group of laborers is constructing a stage. At the same time, a familiar beggar, now dressed in cleaner clothes, is directing them.}

BEGGAR: We want lights everywhere! We are going to blind the audience with our brilliance, you got it?

{Two more laborers walk in, lugging a DJ system. The beggar yells at them.}

BEGGAR: Be careful with that thing! If you break it, you're gonna be sorry! Seriously, I'll break your legs. I'll make you break each other's legs, I ain't fuckin' around here!

{One intern, out of a crowd of them shown on-screen, turns to Stephanie.}

INTERN: Who's that? Miss Rosenberg didn't mention him...

STEPHANIE: That's "Dahn." He's one of our guys. Mr. D'Arque insisted that we include him in the Fundraiser, as our music director.

{Dahn sits on the half-constructed stage and calls out to Stephanie.}

DAHN: Yo, Stephy. Fetch me a fizzy, won't ya?

{Stephanie frowns, but goes over to a cooler anyway. She throws a can of Jolt Cola at Dahn, who catches it flawlessly. He begins sipping on it.}

DAHN: Thanks.

{Stephanie leans over to the intern.}

STEPHANIE: {whispering} Frankly, he gives me the creeps. D'Arque seems entirely seduced by him, and I'm not sure why...

{Dahn lights up a cigarette. A familiar face - Jules - takes immediate notice, and approaches him.}

JULES: Yo, bruv! This is a smoke-free building!

DAHN: Dude, I'm a special guest. You can make an exception for me.

{Dahn flashes a toothy grin, revealing a gold tooth.}

JULES: I... don't know what to say to this.

DAHN: Say nothin', babe. Just enjoy the sweet, sweet music.

{Silence.}

JULES: I don't hear anythin', man.

DAHN: Shhhhhhhh. It's in your soul, babe. Listen to the music in your soul.

JULES: Uhhhhhhhh...

{Zoom in on Jules' forehead, as "Because I Got High" by Afroman starts playing. After a few seconds, zoom back out to show Jules leaving a trance state.}

JULES: I think I get you, man.

{Leigh appears next to Jules quietly.}

LEIGH: Hey, Jules; what does "fizzy" mean?

JULES: I don't fuckin' know, probs a synonym for soda or somethin'.

GORDON: {offscreen} Och, Leigh! It's almost our lunch break, an' I wanna get me some pierogies!

{Leigh runs offscreen, an awkward silence between Jules and Dahn otherwise passing the time.}

JULES: So uh... What kind of music you play?

DAHN: Sweet jams we ain't got the rights to, my dude. Sweet jams we ain't got the rights to.

{Cut to Garfield, Lex, and Chaos in the apartment above Katyusha's. It appears to be breakfast time, once again. Garfield can be seen, getting out a jar of grape jelly. He takes some out, using a knife, and spreads it on a hotdog bun on his plate. Then, he gets out a hotdog from a pan on top of the stove, putting it inside the bun. At the same time, Chaos is seen on the couch, flipping through television channels; Lex is munching on cereal once again. Zoom out, to show that the apartment has been partially kept a "LARP Zone," since the last time it was shown on-screen.}

GARFIELD: I've gotta say, the past couple days have been rather quiet.

CHAOS: Don't we have neighbors who can make things interesting around here?

{Garfield and Lex look at each other.}

LEX: It's just us three, for now.

CHAOS: Yeah, but... how many apartments are on this floor?

LEX: Two. Volkov's living space, and ours.

{Chaos turns off the television.}

CHAOS: All the more motivation for us to get out and do something, while we've got the element of surprise-

GARFIELD: Define "something."

{Garfield points at a familiar bag of ski equipment, on the floor.}

GARFIELD: Do you have plans to go to Mt. Nottigen anytime soon?

CHAOS: No. I just bought ski equipment on happenstance.

{As soon as Chaos says "happenstance," Lex mouths the same word but puts up his hands as if to do airquotes. Garfield chuckles.}

CHAOS: Oh, what are you laughing at?

GARFIELD: A lot of things, generally.

CHAOS: Well, I find it hilarious that we still haven't cleaned up this place.

LEX: We still have a story arc to finish, through-

CHAOS: And I care about your LARPs, why?

LEX: It's how we...

{Lex points at Garfield and himself.}

LEX: ...have fun, mon.

CHAOS: Fun. Is it "fun" that we are stuck in the middle of the fucking slums?

{Garfield closes his eyes, his expression telling of restrained anger. Lex looks at him concernedly.}

LEX: Garf, it's not worth it.

{Garfield takes deep breaths. Lex glances back at Chaos.}

LEX: What's the matter with you?

CHAOS: I want three years of my life back.

LEX: So do I, mon.

{Garfield opens his eyes. They are still normal, for now.}

GARFIELD: Well, if you aren't going to go to Mt. Nottigen...

{Garfield decisively gets up.}

GARFIELD: ...then I will. I believe it is the last possible place where an item that once belonged to me can be found.

CHAOS: Uh, what item, exactly?

{Lex also gets up.}

LEX: Ooh, a treasure hunt! We haven't done one o' those in a while, Garfield!

{Lex ponders for a moment.}

LEX: ...though, come to think of it...

{Lex shakes his head.}

LEX: I'll have to sit this one out, for once. I gotta get my marijuana prescription refilled, at The Place.

{Garfield nods.}

GARFIELD: The Place, eh? I can make a stop by there.

{Garfield and Lex motion to leave. Chaos goes over, but he is ignored. The door slams shut, in Chaos' face.}

{Cut to Xavier D'Arque, being escorted into the Gauzy Girl Theatre by a small greyish-green goblin in a suit.}

XAVIER: So you're from the Bayou. What's it like there? I've never actually been.

DROLL: It's a bit of a shithole, but it's my shithole, y'know?

XAVIER: I get you. Sometimes I get tired of the high life, myself. I envy people like you. I've seen pictures and videos from those areas. You all look so poor, but you seem so happy.

DROLL: {sarcastically} Gee. Thanks.

{The two go through the dusty and abandoned theatre until they reach the backstage area, which has been redecorated in the style of a colonial-era throneroom. Sitting in the throne is a man with rotted flesh and a mostly visible skull, dressed in dapper and dusty clothing. Droll bows to the undead individual before exiting the scene. The individual stands up, as Xavier goes over to shake his hand.}

XAVIER: I have followed your advice to the letter. The Fundraiser goes as scheduled, and everything is going entirely to plan.

????????: Y'ave done well in following my orders, Xavier. T'will not be long until the D'Arque family name is returned to its former glory. You will take your rightful place as the head of it, with me by your side.

{Zoom out of the theatre, as the camera pans towards a nearby cemetery. Lightning strikes, signalling the Episode's end.}