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==Basic Info==
 
==Basic Info==
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Sephiroth is a ripoff of Superman and Goku, coming from a distant planet. He is 500 years old, but due to his super mary-sue powers, he looks like he's 20. Due to his real age of course, he cannot actually get a proper girl friend as it would technically be pedophilia, even if the chick was an 80 year old in a nursing home. So because of all of this, he is forever alone.  
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Lex is the second of the original four Wikihood Housemates. Chaos’ old friend, Lex is a “foreign exchange student” from a random part of space and time. His planet is an enigma, as is the rest of him, but he’s been on the earth since the mid 1960’s, and has a strong-rooted nostalgic personality, watching some of the most important cultural milestones occur. When it comes to the estate, Lex is the host, as he hosts all the events and public outreach to the Wikihood house. He’s the life of the party. And the party. Of course, his parties are often equated to sock hops or lovely dance parties. Lex is nearly never found without some good old-fashioned music at his side.
  
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He has no set powers, as Lex (the arsewipe who came up with this shithead of a character) has random obsessions, and thus every power he gets is an Deus ex machina relating to one of these obsessions. After being used once of course, it is never used again because he is such a fucking faggot.
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==Descriptive Information==
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*Full Name: Fucked if I know!
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He is named after a Final Fantasy character, so that proves even more that he's an unoriginal abomination.
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*Gender: Male
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*Age: Getting on in the years
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...but Noxigar would disagree about Sephiroth's horridness.
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*Height: Taller than Chaos.
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*Weight: No.
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He dies onscreen in episode 44, where he is hit by Noxigar's gas and wastes away.
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*Eyes: Green
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*Skin Color: Fair
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*Hair Color: Dark

Revision as of 22:53, 20 October 2011

Basic Info

Lex is the second of the original four Wikihood Housemates. Chaos’ old friend, Lex is a “foreign exchange student” from a random part of space and time. His planet is an enigma, as is the rest of him, but he’s been on the earth since the mid 1960’s, and has a strong-rooted nostalgic personality, watching some of the most important cultural milestones occur. When it comes to the estate, Lex is the host, as he hosts all the events and public outreach to the Wikihood house. He’s the life of the party. And the party. Of course, his parties are often equated to sock hops or lovely dance parties. Lex is nearly never found without some good old-fashioned music at his side.

Descriptive Information

  • Full Name: Fucked if I know!
  • Gender: Male
  • Age: Getting on in the years
  • Height: Taller than Chaos.
  • Weight: No.
  • Eyes: Green
  • Skin Color: Fair
  • Hair Color: Dark
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