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Bling and Grundy design the cutest thing in the universe. There's just one problem. IT'S PURE EVIL!

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): Bling, Grundy, 1-up, Senor Cardgage, Cheatball, Cuteball/Sir Cutain XLII

Places: Im a bell's computer room, Blank Screen

Transcript

BLING: It's email Lucky Numbah 13!

GRUNDY: Er... 13 is unlucky.

1-UP: Thanks for the 13 pudding cups complete stranger!

SENOR CARDGAGE: Anydate, Melindagonia!

GRUNDY: See?

Cute

Dear Bling,
Could you teach me how to be cute?
From,

Badstar.

BLING:{typing} How to be cute, eh? {stops typing} 1-up! Get outta here! You ain't cute!

{1-up runs away crying. His pudding lands on Grundy's head}

GRUNDY: AHHH!!!! SENOR CARDGAGE'S PUDDING! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{cut to the computer room, 5 minutes later}

BLING: You okay?

GRUNDY: Yeah.

BLING:{typing} Anyway, cute... Well, first, you have to be...

{cut to a blank screen}

BLING:{voiceover} A cheatball.

{a Cheatball appears}

GRUNDY:{voiceover} And have abnormally large eyes.

{Stinkoman's eyes appear on the Cheatball}

BLING: Oh! And you need to be so happy, it's creepy.

{The cheatball's mouth becomes bigger and happy}

GRUNDY: Oh! And you need some nub-legs!

{the Cheatball grows tiny orange legs}

BLING: Don't forget the nub-arms!

{the Cheatball grows tiny orange arms}

GRUNDY: And now,

BLING: The ultimate piece to the cuteness puzzle,

BOTH: RED-ORANGE FUR!!!!

{The Cheatball's body becomes red-orange}

GRUNDY: Hey, why don't we add an antenna?

BLING: What kind?

GRUNDY: Katamari Damacy style.

BLING: Yeah!

{the Cheatball grows a red and yellow antenna. Cut back to the computer room. The Cheatball is sitting on the desk}

BLING: There! The perfect cuteness! Let's call it...

GRUNDY: CUTEBALL!

BLING: That's a great name! Let's go buy Cuteball some food.

{Bling and Grundy walk off. the paper comes down. 15 seconds later, Cuteball talks}

CUTEBALL:{low and evil voice} Hello. I am Sir Cutain XLII. {pronounced as "Kyoo-Tayne The Forty-Second"} You all are now my slaves! MWA-HA-HA-H-

{Bling and Grundy walk in carrying Grocery Bags}

BLING: Hey Cuteball!

CUTEBALL: GAAH! Er... Uhh... {normal voice} Cuteball! Cu-Cuteball!

{the paper comes down}