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===CONNOR PLAYS OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!!!===
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You know I thought that inexplicably posting a new fanstuff on a dead wiki in 2019 would be funny but y'all're still here ain't you
  
oh god where am I
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'''''Yes. We are.'''''
  
''where the fuck am i''
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== HLEP ==
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whenever I try to change my user name I get these words as a error:
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Internal error
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[800fecd50596144203c1f65d] /wiki/Special:RenameUser MWException from line 3889 of /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/user/User.php: CAS update failed on user_touched for user ID '102' (read from replica); the version of the user to be saved is older than the current version.
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Backtrace:
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#0 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/session/SessionManager.php(313): User->saveSettings()
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#1 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/auth/AuthManagerAuthPlugin.php(226): MediaWiki\Session\SessionManager->invalidateSessionsForUser(User)
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#2 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/extensions/Renameuser/RenameuserSQL.php(123): MediaWiki\Auth\AuthManagerAuthPluginUser->resetAuthToken()
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#3 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/extensions/Renameuser/specials/SpecialRenameuser.php(272): RenameuserSQL->rename()
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#4 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/specialpage/SpecialPage.php(522): SpecialRenameuser->execute(NULL)
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#5 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/specialpage/SpecialPageFactory.php(577): SpecialPage->run(NULL)
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#6 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/MediaWiki.php(283): SpecialPageFactory::executePath(Title, RequestContext)
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#7 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/MediaWiki.php(851): MediaWiki->performRequest()
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#8 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/MediaWiki.php(512): MediaWiki->main()
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#9 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/index.php(43): MediaWiki->run()
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#10 {main}
  
i was just walking around the imperial city, looking for a place to sleep maybe a bite of food
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IDK WHAT THIS MEANS. I CHANGED MY MAJOR FROM COMP SCI TO FINE ARTS, AND AS SUCH I AM DUMB AS DOORKNOBS AND DON’T KNOW HOW WHAT TO DO!!!!! -- {{User:NachoMan/sig}} 01:38, 27 January 2020 (EST)
 
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:What do you want to change your Username to? I doubt it but it might be a user rights issue. {{User:JuomariVeren/Sig}} 19:19, 27 January 2020 (EST)\
now it's dark and i'm just so lost and cold and scared
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::also we have a discord if you want to see the complete and utter degeneracy we've descended into in the many years you've been away {{User:JuomariVeren/Sig}} 19:39, 27 January 2020 (EST)
 
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:I'm not entirely sure, but I could POSSIBLY help you with name change. What would you like it changed to? [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]] ([[User talk:Noxigar|talk]]) 19:17, 27 January 2020 (EST)
everyone in this town is bipolar and i just want to go home ;_;
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:Nah fam, shit's broken {{User:Remolay/sig}} 01:02, 28 January 2020 (EST)
 
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::To further clarify, I don't think there's anything any of us as users can do to fix it. Given that an account I just made can't change the name, it's probably not a value on user_touched being somehow set in the future, as apparently can happen, and there's a chance there's an extension somewhere that's making it go wrong. We'd probably need to get in touch with Sam in order to fix it. I am not a hacker, and I'd hope that there would be no vulnerability that would somehow allow me to change someones name to Farts Domino even if i were. I wish I could be of more help, and could offer more than that "Farts Domino" joke. {{User:Remolay/sig}} 01:24, 28 January 2020 (EST)
===Day One: Still in Imperial City. Time: I don't even know anymore===
 
 
 
I see the same faces wherever I go
 
 
 
The map tells me nothing
 
 
 
I have passed these buildings before, god knows how many times
 
 
 
why did i have to escape prison
 
 
 
why
 
 
 
damn you uriel septim
 
 
 
damn you to hell
 
 
 
===First Night. Imperial City===
 
 
 
It has started to rain
 
 
 
I am but a lonely, miserable pink-haired orc in a whole new world of unimaginable suffering and woe
 
 
 
i seek shelter under an archway near the gate into town
 
 
 
an imperial watchman gives me an empty stare
 
 
 
he knows
 
 
 
they all know
 
 
 
===First Night: All Saint's Inn===
 
 
 
my gods, there's been a miracle
 
 
 
there was an inn near the city gate all along
 
 
 
I eagerly walk in and ask for a room
 
 
 
the innkeeper sneers at me as i realize i have no coin
 
 
 
I calmly step outside and crawl into a ball, sobbing
 
 
 
nobody knows the pain of little stevie rubbins
 
 
 
===Day Two: Imperial Lighthouse===
 
 
 
I can hardly remember the night before
 
 
 
The most I can grasp is stumbling into the imperial lighthouse and just shoving a watchman off of his bed
 
 
 
he did nothing
 
 
 
he simply stood over me and stared as I drifted off to sleep
 
 
 
I awaken to a loud crash
 
 
 
Startled, I turn to my right to see an imperial guard standing on a bed, just... glaring down at me
 
 
 
I get up to witness a watchman sitting in a table
 
 
 
no literally, he's sticking through the fucking table
 
 
 
calmly sipping his drink like nothing's wrong
 
 
 
i-is that what i heard
 
 
 
I talk to him
 
 
 
"There isn't a problem, is there?" he says calmly, as if he doesn't even know
 
 
 
this damn town is mad
 
 
 
===Day Three: Imperial Prison===
 
i never should have fucking left skyrim
 
 
 
i just had to get mixed up with that moonsugar incident
 
 
 
i don't even know what i did this time
 
 
 
when i woke up, the only way out was locked
 
 
 
i had no choice but to pick the lock
 
 
 
all of my lockpicks were broken and when i stood up they were just standing there, grinning madly at me
 
 
 
"Well well, caught in the act and no coin to pay your fine! I'm confiscating your stolen goods and it's off to prison with you!"
 
 
 
it was the only way out
 
 
 
i literally had no choice
 
 
 
they were the ones who locked the doooh holy shit
 
 
 
they did it on purpose
 
 
 
that's why they let me spend a night
 
 
 
just so they could mock me the next morning
 
 
 
i begin to cry as they lead me to prison
 
 
 
i should have listened to mom
 
 
 
why didn't i become a doctor
 
 
 
===Day Three: Still in the Imperial City===
 
 
 
I'll never leave this damned place, so I'm making the most out of what I can
 
 
 
I've sold the little I have for 6 coin. I can only pray this is enough.
 
 
 
I talk to who I can, talk to keep my sanity in this neverending hell
 
 
 
I walk around in search of work
 
 
 
this horrifying elf woman suddenly appears, he skin gray and lifeless, her eyes a piercing blue
 
 
 
she was NOT a citizen, i could tell
 
 
 
she just wasn't
 
 
 
her voice is like a knife, disguised with a friendly tone
 
 
 
"Here, take this. It's from a friend."
 
 
 
she hands me a crumpled note and vanishes much as she appeared
 
 
 
mysteriously
 
 
 
nervously, I unfold the note and read
 
 
 
"I can offer you greater rewards and less time in prison. Come to the garden of Daraloth in the Imperial City's Waterfront District at midnight. Present this note and all shall be made clear. - The Gray Fox"
 
 
 
...what the fuck
 
 
 
I look up, as if expecting the elf woman to be there with an explanation
 
 
 
she isn't
 
 
 
fuck my life
 

Latest revision as of 02:24, 28 January 2020

You know I thought that inexplicably posting a new fanstuff on a dead wiki in 2019 would be funny but y'all're still here ain't you

Yes. We are.

HLEP

whenever I try to change my user name I get these words as a error: Internal error [800fecd50596144203c1f65d] /wiki/Special:RenameUser MWException from line 3889 of /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/user/User.php: CAS update failed on user_touched for user ID '102' (read from replica); the version of the user to be saved is older than the current version. Backtrace:

  1. 0 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/session/SessionManager.php(313): User->saveSettings()
  2. 1 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/auth/AuthManagerAuthPlugin.php(226): MediaWiki\Session\SessionManager->invalidateSessionsForUser(User)
  3. 2 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/extensions/Renameuser/RenameuserSQL.php(123): MediaWiki\Auth\AuthManagerAuthPluginUser->resetAuthToken()
  4. 3 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/extensions/Renameuser/specials/SpecialRenameuser.php(272): RenameuserSQL->rename()
  5. 4 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/specialpage/SpecialPage.php(522): SpecialRenameuser->execute(NULL)
  6. 5 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/specialpage/SpecialPageFactory.php(577): SpecialPage->run(NULL)
  7. 6 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/MediaWiki.php(283): SpecialPageFactory::executePath(Title, RequestContext)
  8. 7 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/MediaWiki.php(851): MediaWiki->performRequest()
  9. 8 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/includes/MediaWiki.php(512): MediaWiki->main()
  10. 9 /var/www/clamburger.org/wuw/mediawiki-1.28.2/index.php(43): MediaWiki->run()
  11. 10 {main}

IDK WHAT THIS MEANS. I CHANGED MY MAJOR FROM COMP SCI TO FINE ARTS, AND AS SUCH I AM DUMB AS DOORKNOBS AND DON’T KNOW HOW WHAT TO DO!!!!! -- NachoTalk 01:38, 27 January 2020 (EST)

What do you want to change your Username to? I doubt it but it might be a user rights issue. Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 19:19, 27 January 2020 (EST)\
also we have a discord if you want to see the complete and utter degeneracy we've descended into in the many years you've been away Artisan of TortureThey call me Big T BLOODArtisan of Torture 19:39, 27 January 2020 (EST)
I'm not entirely sure, but I could POSSIBLY help you with name change. What would you like it changed to? Noxigar (talk) 19:17, 27 January 2020 (EST)
Nah fam, shit's broken RemolaySig.pngtalk 01:02, 28 January 2020 (EST)
To further clarify, I don't think there's anything any of us as users can do to fix it. Given that an account I just made can't change the name, it's probably not a value on user_touched being somehow set in the future, as apparently can happen, and there's a chance there's an extension somewhere that's making it go wrong. We'd probably need to get in touch with Sam in order to fix it. I am not a hacker, and I'd hope that there would be no vulnerability that would somehow allow me to change someones name to Farts Domino even if i were. I wish I could be of more help, and could offer more than that "Farts Domino" joke. RemolaySig.pngtalk 01:24, 28 January 2020 (EST)