(even if you aren't vegan)
User talk:Kirbychu/Space-Aged Catastrophe
Curvychu is making this page, as of now! -pmelondemon43y 00:55, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
make this a scene
{K-Bot and B-621 are walking through the dark halls of the ship holding pipes}
K-BOT: Oh, Sephiroth! {Bangs pipe against floor} Come out and plaaay!
B-621: ...Wait, we have tons of deadly weaponry built inside us. I thought we were just going to shoot him and that's it.
{The two stop walking}
K-BOT: Okay, let me go through this one more time. Would you rather get a quick, painless, laser killing... or a slow, painful, pipe beating?
B-621: ...These are nice pipes.
K-BOT: Yeah.
B-621: Where did you even get these?
K-BOT: Pipe Storage, before we were shut down.
B-621: Wow. I've never even been there.
K-BOT: You should stop by when we're done. It's pretty cool. HEY, GR!
{GR-O1 walks onscreen}
GR-01: Yeah?
K-BOT: See Sephiroth yet?
GR-01: Nah, but when I do- ...WOAH! Where'd you get those KICKASS PIPES!?
B-621: Pipe Storage! K-bot grabbed theme!
GR-01: Awesome! Do they have a lot of pipes there?
B-621: Racks and racks of pipes!
K-BOT: How do you know, you haven't been!
GR-01: YEAH YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
B-621: W-well, from what you told me...
K-BOT: Just don't suddenly act like you're some kind of pipe expert!
B-621: Jeez, okay!
K-BOT: ...Now, the word "plumbing" comes from the latin root "Ploom-bum" because the greeks used lead pipes for all their plumbing needs.
GR-01: NO WAY
K-BOT: Way! And that's why-
B-621: That's why lead is spelt as PB on the periodic table!
K-BOT: HEY! ...I'm telling the story!
B-621: Jeez, since when were you such a pipe afficianado!?
K-BOT: Since I took the Pipe Storage History Tour and rented the headphones!
GR-01: Dude, how was it?
K-BOT: Friggin' awesome.
GR-01: FRIGGIN' AWESOOOME. ...YOU KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE
- I kinda like the way this sounds. It could use a bit of refining, but you probably will be seeing this in the final in some form. Probably some time before the bots discover the "emergency re-construction" option for the ship, while they're hunting for where among the ruins Seph is hiding. Considering that you're character plays a major role in this, I'm glad to see you contributing.--Kirbychu 21:07, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
