User:The Noid/heston

Heston!

Heston Horticult V isn't your average person. Probably because he's not a person. Heston is a pelican, and a smarmy one at that. Adopted by an eccentric billionaire, he lived a pampered life. That was, of course, until the billionaire died, and his golddigger wife kicked Heston out. Alone on the streets, Heston lived with the pidgeons for a while, but grew tired of associating with flying rats. He decided to fly into the first window he found, and mooch off of them. He found Charlton, and the two have been a pair ever since.

Heston is spoiled, snooty, smarmy, and all other kidns of words that start with "s". Due to the fact that his life with Charlton is less than he imagined, he is a chronic whiner, always looking for the next little thing to complain about. Heston has a low-tolerance for bullcrap, however, and if he ever meets somebody that manages to annoy him, you can be sure he won't be done until they're crying in an alley.

Heston is your average pelican. He can fly and carry small things in his mouth.