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Synopsis

Here I go again on my own. Walking the only road I've ever known.

Transcript

{Chaos, Lex, Remolay, and Oiracul all are at the door, in varying party outfits.}

OIRACUL: Hey, Nox. We're leaving you in charge of the Manor, as well as in charge of good ol' Vindi.

NOXIGAR: Okay, cool.

LEX: You gave Vindi his prescriptions, right?

NOXIGAR: Yes. As well as some dead goldfish and a Fate/Stay Night body pillow that I recently attained in the mail.

CHAOS: Okay, too much info dude.

OIRACUL: We'll be back in a few hours.

{They all depart, leaving Noxigar practically alone.}

NOXIGAR: Now I can devise my Dave<3Terezi crackfic idea! Or maybe make another Magic: the Gathering Deck allegorizing it in three magnificent colours at once¹.

{Cut to a montage of Noxigar calling for a pizza, using his lab's markerboard as a scheme mitigator, reading in the newspaper about a fish, and also crafting a racecar out of Organization XIII weapons². He then puts a replica of Aqua's Keyblade, sticking it in as the ignition.}

NOXIGAR: Something about this racecar screams "HELL YES." But, I have nowhere to test drive this bad boy.

{Noxigar sends the newly-made racecar into the Manor's recently-acquired garage. Once it is firmly there, the doorbell rings.}

NOXIGAR: Hoo buoy. I bet that's the pizza I ordered.

{The door opens. It's the pizza guy.}

PIZZA GUY: Alright. Here are your orders of three pepperoni pizzas. Not sure why you ordered more than one?

NOXIGAR: To mitigate my fear of hypoglycemia. I tend to eat every few hours because I start to get headaches.

PIZZA GUY: You sure you don't need to see a doctor?

NOXIGAR: I'm... unsure, actually.

PIZZA GUY: Okay. I'd advise a trip to a doctor.

NOXIGAR: If he ain't named House, I won't be knockin' on the door³!

{Noxigar closes the door. The Pizza Guy turns around, heading back to his truck.}

PIZZA GUY: That was a terrible pun.

{A half-hour passes. The doorbell rings, while Noxigar calibrates the newly-made racecar.}

NOXIGAR: Hm, I wonder who it could be at this hour?

{Bellstrom McAllister and Sarah McAllister⁴ show up at the door.}

BELLSTROM: Greetings, old friend.

NOXIGAR: And a howdy to you and your... wife...?

SARAH: Yes.

{Noxigar stares at Sarah's blonde hair.}

NOXIGAR: You... remind me of someone. Sorry. It must be your wedding dress. The whiteness of it, it...

SARAH: No worries, chap. Bell and I were looking for a place to stay while we fend off our respective in-laws.

NOXIGAR: Everyone's got their daemons, I guess. Come in, come in. You can stay for the day, if you'd like!

{Noxigar decides to boil up some tea, as he gets everyone situated.}

BELLSTROM: You didn't have to make tea for us, Noxigar.

NOXIGAR: It's my pleasure. So, what hast thou been doing?

BELLSTROM: Well, I found the love of my life.

SARAH: As have I. {smiles}

{Noxigar can be heard slightly sobbing.}

BELLSTROM: Pray tell, what seems to be the trouble?

NOXIGAR: {trying to stifle tears} Nothing. Just happy for you, is all. Maybe too happy.

{Noxigar gets some tissues and tries to dispel tears. He returns, his eyes gaining a red exterior.}

SARAH: Something the matter.

NOXIGAR: Not sure if it's allergies, or if I'm just feeling lonely again.

BELLSTROM: It's okay. I...er... think our company is welcome?

NOXIGAR: {fakes a smile} It most certainly is.

BELLSTROM: Okay, then.

{The three drink tea together.}

NOXIGAR: Is it alright if I show you to your rooms? I've... gained a few other tenants myself trying to help pay Chaos and Vindi's bills.

{Noxigar promptly escorts Bell and Sarah upstairs. He waves at Fritz and Lang, who notices Noxigar's forlorn face quickly but say nothing about it in front of his escorts. At some point, Noxigar goes through another flight of stairs, and opens the door to an empty master bedroom.}

NOXIGAR: The robots, Fritz and Lang, built this for more guests. You are more welcome to stay for as long as you like.

{Bell and Sarah enter the room, closing it behind them. Somewhat droopy, Noxigar drops down a floor.}

FRITZ: INQUIRY: WHY ARE YOU SAD?

NOXIGAR: I dunno, I sometimes want true happiness.

LANG: WE WONDER IF YOUR DAVEREZI DECK GIVES YOU JOY. THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ERROR OF LOGIC.

{The doorbell rings. Everyone has returned. The episode ends abruptly, since it is a prototype⁵.}

1. Recreational activities totally worth a Somebody's time of day.

2. Yo dawg, I heard you like video games. So I'm going to put games in your games so you can play games while you game.

3. Yeah, I thought this line through for a later episode. Didn't wish to jump ahead, y'know?

4. In my headcanon, they have only been recently married.

5. I also wanted to maybe throw in some more details later if this prototype is approved by you guys.