User:Lucian Summers/Characters/Pter

Pter

"Secret Service agents in scandal have been placed on leave! US Plains states hit by tornadoes! Giants closer Brian Wilson is likely headed for surgery on his right elbow! ."
-Pter caffeinated, on the current world news worst present

Pter is...well...it's unclear what he is. He's a purple draconic anthropomorphic animal, though his name implies he's some sort of pterodactyl. Pter seems to lack an entire lower half, but makes up for it by being able to float, and for some reason, can operate a car without feet on the pedals, as evidenced in his 2012 debut; worst present. Pter is generally calm and somewhat shy, although caffeine will cause him to go nuts and at times (similar to Strong Sad), spout current events and remarks about the government. Like Foxx and Zarel; Pter is a revamped version of an old character.

Pter also has a stuffed animal that he doesn't take out into public usually, but is a little overprotective of it. It appears to be an orange spotted cat-like creature similar in appearance to The Cheat. He calls it "Lil' Steffie" and says it's his "flavorite."

Pter's potential voice is unknown.

Current Domicile: Pter's House

Character Video Transcript

Cast (in order of appearance): Pter, Marzipan

Places: Pter's House

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{Cut to Pter's house, he is seen fiddling with the camera}

PTER: Is this thing ready? Alright. Um...hi there. My name's Pter...and stuff. I live here, in this house...this is my room...yeah. So...that's about it, really. I like...well, I like coffee, and I try not to have too much, or that sets me off the deep end. It's kind of funny when you think about it. I don't necessarily read or watch the news, but people tell me when I'm caffeinated, I tend to spout random current events. Oh, and I love Sprees.

MARZIPAN: Oh? Who's that on your bed? He's cute. He kinda looks like the Cheat.

PTER: Hey, hey, keep your eyes off of Lil' Steffie! He's my flavorite! If you do so much as hurt him, I will rip you to shreds! Oop. S-sorry. Hehe... *rubs the back of his head*

{End}

Remarks

• Lil' Steffie refers to Stephie, the creator of an apparently "new character" for Homestar Runner made a long time ago. Pter calling it his "flavorite" refers to the description.