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| + | ''{The scene begins in a dusty old movie theatre, inside the projector room. In a first person view, a person opens up a box labeled 'SIRRUS CHARACTER INTROS'. Inside are a variety of tapes, but the theatre person grabs one labeled 'THOSE CRAZY ROMANIANS', and places it in the projector. The film slowly begins, stopping for a second, and then beginning. A disembodied voice, the Narrator, begins to speak.}'' | ||
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| + | '''NARRATOR:''' ''{loud, booming voice}'' HELLO! WELCOME T- ack!. | ||
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| + | ''{The narrator suddenly starts wheezing, coughs up a small furball, and then resumes talking, albeit in a normal sounding voice.}'' | ||
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| + | '''NARRATOR:''' Welcome to... '''SIRRUS CHARACTER INTROS'''! ''{loud thunder}''. My name is Narrator! Today's episode is...'''THOSE CRAZY ROMANIANS'''. | ||
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| + | ''{The screen changes to a still of Sirrus and Ventin. The two are wearing matching Black Flag t-shirts, long black ripped jeans, and high heels. Even Sirrus. They wave to the camera. Narrator grunts, before speaking again.}'' | ||
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| + | '''NARRATOR:''' These two are a couple of Romanian psychopaths, who were kicked out Bucharest, Romania. I'd show you why, but, I don't want to clean you up afterwards. It's pretty bad. JUST LISTEN OKAY WE LOST THE FOOTAGE BECAUSE DAVE IS CARELESS. | ||
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| + | ''{Narrator may or may not be a psychopath. In the distance, a young man can be heard welping.}'' | ||
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| + | '''NARRATOR:''' DAVE, GO TO YOUR ROOM. Anyways, I'll leave you alone for now, so here is some sort of introduction of them! ENJOY! | ||
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| + | ''{The lights dim, as the film slowly begins to roll.}'' | ||
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| + | '''TO BE CONTINUED IN LIKE TEN MINUTES''' | ||
Revision as of 03:41, 27 August 2013
SUMMARY: Sirrus and Ventin are introduced, in which they make themselves unwelcome guests in Dracula's castle after being kicked out of Bucharest. Dracula does not approve.
Transcript
{The scene begins in a dusty old movie theatre, inside the projector room. In a first person view, a person opens up a box labeled 'SIRRUS CHARACTER INTROS'. Inside are a variety of tapes, but the theatre person grabs one labeled 'THOSE CRAZY ROMANIANS', and places it in the projector. The film slowly begins, stopping for a second, and then beginning. A disembodied voice, the Narrator, begins to speak.}
NARRATOR: {loud, booming voice} HELLO! WELCOME T- ack!.
{The narrator suddenly starts wheezing, coughs up a small furball, and then resumes talking, albeit in a normal sounding voice.}
NARRATOR: Welcome to... SIRRUS CHARACTER INTROS! {loud thunder}. My name is Narrator! Today's episode is...THOSE CRAZY ROMANIANS.
{The screen changes to a still of Sirrus and Ventin. The two are wearing matching Black Flag t-shirts, long black ripped jeans, and high heels. Even Sirrus. They wave to the camera. Narrator grunts, before speaking again.}
NARRATOR: These two are a couple of Romanian psychopaths, who were kicked out Bucharest, Romania. I'd show you why, but, I don't want to clean you up afterwards. It's pretty bad. JUST LISTEN OKAY WE LOST THE FOOTAGE BECAUSE DAVE IS CARELESS.
{Narrator may or may not be a psychopath. In the distance, a young man can be heard welping.}
NARRATOR: DAVE, GO TO YOUR ROOM. Anyways, I'll leave you alone for now, so here is some sort of introduction of them! ENJOY!
{The lights dim, as the film slowly begins to roll.}
TO BE CONTINUED IN LIKE TEN MINUTES
