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{Open to the two}
HENRY: And to eat? Plain bread.
QUINT: What, no butter?
HENRY: Nope.
QUINT: Not even strawberry jam?
{Short pause}
HENRY: Jam?
QUINT: What's wrong with jam?
HENRY: Nothing I love it, but why did you go butter THEN jam? Surely jam is more of a luxury than butter? I mean, what about margarine? What about smooth peanut butter? Seriously, those are both less than butter and jam. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, FUCKING JAM!? JAM!? JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!?!?!
{Henry begins hyperventialating}
QUINT: WOah, calm down ma-
HENRY: NO TIME TO FUCKING CALM IT, YOU TALKED ABOUT JAM! JAM! JAM! IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A GODDAMNED WORD ANYMORE! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THIS IS THE ANGRIEST I'VE EVER BEEN
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