The Noid Gets All the Ladies (Obviously)

I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.

THE TESTS

Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.

Since you're tired you don't have to talk to me after school, you can sleep, heh. Speaking of, I like your new layout. And that picture you have is pretty good too, "Gravity is not responsible for falling in love." But you know what it is responsible for, right? My jaw dropping every time I see your face.

Oh yeah, thanks for the comment. "We should go shopping" I agree! Let's go to the mall. I heard Santa is in town, and I can show him what he should bring me.

Hey, wingman showed me this awesome puzzle, let me show you. Give me your hand. {grabs hand, places other hand's index finger across it} OKay, so my finger is a river. There's a bunny on this side, and he wants to get over to that side. How does he do it? {all answers mean no} You give up? Well...I don't know either. I just wanted to hold your hand.

THE CERTIFIED GOLD OR AT LEAST EDITABLE

• I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together. Bluebry
• I hope you know CPR because my heart just skipped a beat. Bluebry