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I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.

THE TESTS

Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.

Initial confusion, then joyous laughter.

IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: DOESN'T) SUGGEST IT HERE

  • Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
  • From across the room I thought you were punching, now I know you're kicking.
  • Hey Kait I'm staring at your chest.