The Choom Gang Riffs Noxigar's Riffs of The Choom Gang's Riffs/mft3kmain/Bell Quest/6

{Fade in. The gang settles in.}

NOXIGAR: I'm a whiny little peach!

BLUEBRY: oh dont be so hard on yourself kid

DEMON BELL: What?

CHWOKA: what
BLUEBRY: in the butt

H44WP: The pipes are broken and the toliets overflowing. I'll go call a plumber.

CHWOKA: Mario?
SKULLB: Joe the Plumber? Is he here today?

DEMON BELL: Wait, don't call a plumber! I have a brilliant idea to kill those fools!

SKULLB: Saves me some work. ... Oh, you mean the other idiots. Sorry, my bad.

H44WP: What? No, I was gonna call him SO I CAN EAT HIM!!!!!

CHWOKA: Why not just eat the pie you're holding?

NOXIGAR: I'm a whiny little peach!

SKUB: Is this what we're getting this time? C-cool. I guess.

DEMON BELL:{weirded out} Uhh... okay, cannibal. Anyway, here's my plan... {whispers into H44WP's ear}

BLUEBRY: DON'T GET NEAR HIM, HE'LL EAT YOU

H44WP: You want the water to overflow, thus causing a flood, and they will drown?

DEMON BELL: Yes, Captain Obvious of the Cannibals, we're gonna do what I just said and you repeated!

CHWOKA: Captain Obvious is a cannibal? That doesn't seem too obvious.

NOXIGAR: Only his name is obvious.

H44WP: "of the Cannibals"? are you still weirded out about that plumber remark?

DEMON BELL: Yes. Yes I am.

{Cut back to the pit. a bunch of dead rats are scatterd

SKULLB: Every misspelling and grammatical error leaves me a bit more hollow.
CHWOKA: You're a robot. That's already pretty hollow.

everywhere. Bellson is dusting off his hands.}

BELLSON: I think I got them all.

ANOTHER BELLSON: Yeah.

IM A BELL: Two Bellsons? Wait... Uh oh.

SKULLB: NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

{An 8-foot tall rat comes out of a Bellson costume}

BLUEBRY: On sale at Party City!

NOXIGAR: Until it ends up filling shelves unnecessarily.

BLUEBRY: yeah then they put it on sale to liquidate it, duh...

GIANT RAT: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHWOKA: Bell takes such liberties with language. it is inspiring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOXIGAR: I'm a- NO, IT'S NOT WORTH MIRRORING THE REPETITIVE "HUMOUR"

SKUB: What is the difference. What is the difference between your shitty memes and the jokes we use. What is the difference between the "x y is x" jokes that you hold so close to your cripplingly unfunny heart and our "SPOOK CLIFF" joke that was funny at least once. What's the fucking difference you shit. You super shit.
CHWOKA: That was a hell of a lot of vitriol, bud!
SKUB: Just... just cleansing out! Getting all that anger out of my system!

{Bellson rolls his eyes, lifts the rat up and throws him.}

BADSTAR: So Homeschool, do you think you could invent something that could get us back up and out

CHWOKA: I can back up and out and in and out and in and out, ifyouknowwhatImean.

of this pit?

HOMESCHOOL: Uhh... Okay... I need tea, and a giant Don Patch statue.

BLUEBRY: Because these things are readily available.
SKULLB: And again with the ANIME

{Two hours later}

HOMESCHOOL: Okay, here's my invention. The Climing

SKULLB: ARE YOU GOING TO CLIM THE SPOOK CLIFF?

NOXIGAR: Actually, I was thinking about making my own Host Segment where I legitimately climb the SPOOK CLIFF.

BLUEBRY: SPOOK CLIFF
SKUB: SPOOKC LIFF

But I decided against it.

Don 2000. Just climb the statue out of the hole!

CHWOKA: Climb out the statue? What is that even supposed to mean

IM A BELL: What did you need the tea for?

HOMESCHOOL: I like tea!

BELLSON: Well, lets go.

CHWOKA: Now with twice the let!

{They get out of the pit. Water drips onto Im a bells forehead.}

IM A BELL: I feel like I'm in China all of a sudden.

SKULLB: "That's only a continent away from Japan! *droolz*"

NOXIGAR: IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S GEOGRAPHICALLY CORRECT.

BLUEBRY: no its not theyre both asian
SKUB: Laotian? Is that Chinese or Japanese?

Hey, look, we're in an ocean!

CHWOKA: ...because oceans can be found in caves near completely dry SPOOK CLIFFs.

Oh, wait. It's just a flood. A FLOOD???!!!!!!!!!

CHWOKA: Is it a bad thing that I'm feeling pity for the water for even TOUCHING Bell?
SKULLB: Bell has never touched water, so you probably should.

{Camera pans out. Everybody is ankle deep in water. Water is flowing out of the walls and celing.}

BELLSON: Well, at least things can't get any worse.

SKULLB: Oh God this is a sign it will get worse

{The 8 foot tall rat gets out of the pit. He attacks Bellson.}

IM A BELL: Uhh... I don't think that counts as worse...

CHWOKA: What is he implying here? That Bellson is worthless as a person?
SKULLB: Is he implying Bellson is a person?

BADSTAR: Quick, up the stairs!

CHWOKA: Wait stairs what stairs in a cave or what or are we in a hole and what happened to the climbing-out-statue
SKULLB: They died with Homeschool.

{Bellson throws the rat again and everybody swims up to the stairs and runs up them, with the water close behind them.}

IM A BELL: Ahh!!! Run!!!

{Im a bell charges up the stairs and since he is the second up the stairs and Ebeneezer is first,

BLUEBRY: WHO THE HELL IS EBENEEZER WE ARE ON THE SIXTH CHAPTER AND I DON'T THINK HE'S EVEN SPOKEN
SKULLB: Bah, humbug with minor characters.

NOXIGAR: You mean Ebeneezer who's been around since Chapter 1 when the entourage was created in the first place?vAnd who's said lines of dialogue at least 2 chapters earlier?

BLUEBRY: yeah who is he
SKUB: It doesn't matter if he's been around or not, who is this horrible man?

Im a bell knock him off the stairs}

SKULLB: Nothing says loving like good old homicide.

IM A BELL: ... YAYS!

{Ebenezeer crashes into everybody else and they fall in the water.}

{A devil and an angel appear near Im a bell}

ANGEL: Save your friends!

DEVIL: No, stay up here and live!

{Im a bell eats the angel}

BLUEBRY: What is with this fic and cannibalism?
SKULLB: If this is going to be a vore fic so help me god

IM A BELL: Mmm... Marshmallowy... Anyways, arm stretch!

{Im a bell's arms stretch down to the floor and brings everybody back to the second floor. 5 seconds later, he pushes Ebeneezer off}

SKULLB Whatever happened to punctuation

NOXIGAR: It had a big-lipped alligator moment for a few seconds.

SKUB: Har har har. Doug Walker would be proud.

{The water reaches the floor}

BADSTAR: Quick! Into that elevator!

{They all run down the hall and open the elavator. The 8 foot tall rat is in there.}

IM A BELL: This your floor?

RAT:{annoyed} Scre-ee!

{the rat exits the elevator and everyone else enters it}

{Cut to everybody in the elevator.}

BADSTAR: Uh-oh! I hear the water! It's coming to fast! We'll never make it in time!

BELLSON: I'll save us! {Bellson's arms burst through the elevator celing. Bellson grabs the rope and pulls the elevator up faster.}

IM A BELL: Erm... is that even possible?!!!!!

BLUEBRY: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. My. God. Badstar,

SKULLB: "would you look at her butt?" If only Sir Mix-a-lot could salvage this fic.

NOXIGAR: Kek, no. He wouldn't want to salvage this "fic".

how can we all fit in this elevator?

BADSTAR: Uh-oh.

IM A BELL: Is it just me, or are we randomly changing size and shape? My legs are drifting off into the sunset. Badstar, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

{Cut to Bellsons arms

SKULLB: Are there still two of them?

NOXIGAR: When hasn't there been two arms on Bellson?

SKUB: I can safely say that it beats the hell out of me.

pulling the rope. The rope slowly begins to come apart. Then it becomes a snake. Then it is normal}

FEMALE VOICE: We have normality! Anything else you can't cope with is your own problem!

BLUEBRY: I call plagiarism.

IM A BELL: Who is that?

{I Am Acidgrrl appears}

BLUEBRY: Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.

IM A BELL: Uhh... hey... are you my sister or my niece?

I AM ACIDGRRL: Both!

IM A BELL: I'm not THAT redneck! I'm only half!

BELLSON: Hey guys, I could'nt see, whats going on? {See's I Am Acidgrrl. Heart's replace his eyes.}

ACIDGRRL: Um... Why am I here again? Oh yeah. My brothers and my cousin will be here in two chapters.

BLUEBRY: FORESHADOWING
SKULLB: Bell is the master of subtlety.

Are you busy?

IM A BELL: Besides from hiding from a demonic form of me and a WikiUser, riding an elevator, and escaping a flood, no, why do you ask? Uhh... Bellson... You know she's your 20X6 form's cousin, right?

BELLSON: Weellll... I'm full redneck, so I don't care! {Hands I Am Acidgrrl some roses.}

IM A BELL: Acidgrrl, at least you still keep your dignity, right?

ACIDGRRL: No. {kisses Bellson. Bellson melts and regenerates with a nuclear cannon arm and a power to spit acid}

CHWOKA: Theo only thing I will ever need is MORE POWER.

BELLSON V2: Cool! {spits acid in Vegerot's eyes}

SKULLB: Man, all he'll see for weeks are just purple lions.

NOXIGAR: What about parading pink elephants- Oh wait, wrong movie.

VEGEROT: MY EYES!!!!!!!

CHWOKA: MEIN EYES!

BADSTAR: I'm offically weirded out.

BLUEBRY: "I'm offically the loser of the spelling bee."
CHWOKA: When he says officially, he means officially. He had to write out some forms in triplicate.

IM A BELL: Hey, two more elevators.

CHWOKA: This is like that game with the guy. What was that called?

NOXIGAR: Metal Gear Solid?

BLUEBRY: NONONO that one game with that level?
SKUB: I think I know what you're talking about, it had that guy?
BLUEBRY: yeahyeahyeah that guy was there

Bellson, Acidgrrl, you go make out in that one, Vegerot, you go in that one.

BADSTAR: Thank you.

IM A BELL: No, thank you for stopping being a penguin!

BLUEBRY: Oh god, double gerunds.

EBENEEZER: HI!

BLUEBRY: FINALLY

IM A BELL: Uhh... How did you get here?!!! {pushes Ebeneezer out of elevator} Wait, I don't know how I did that. The elevator door's closed!

CHWOKA: People talk like this all the time.

{Two elevators stop.

NOXIGAR: SO DOES THE ACTION.

CHWOKA: Not the elevators our {ahem} heroes are in, but elevators nonetheless!

Everybody gets out of the first elevator. Bellson gets out of the second one.}

CHWOKA: Doesn't "everybody include Bellson? Do we have 2 Bellsons again? Is Bellson not a body?

BELLSON: Me and I am Acidgrrl thought it would be kind of creepy to start dating,

SKULLB: "I don't know why! I think it might have been my wolf shirt!"

NOXIGAR: Hey, Chwoka. Want to join my one-man wolf pack?

SKUB: Well, Chwoka? You can't possibly pass up a chance to be in the wolf pack.

so we decided to just be friends.

<!--Sorry! I did'nt like the pairing.-->

CHWOKA: Jst because the text is invisible, doesn't mean you can get away with this
SKULLB: The best part is that he was setting it up for slash fiction OH SWEET JESUS THIS CANT GET ANY DAMN WORSE

{Chwoka and SkullB. make passionate love on the floor.}

NOXIGAR: It can.

SKUB: Well! It did.
CHWOKA: There's really not much I want to do more than die in a chemical fire right now.

{Cut back to Demon Bell and H44WP}

H44WP: Okay... So what's our next plan?

DEMON BELL: Uhh... Okay, here's an idea! LET'S TRY NOT TO DROWN!!!!!

SKULLB: He's assuming they know how to breathe. Which I highly doubt.

H44WP: Good plan!

DEMON BELL: Crap, they are almost here!

{Bellson crashes through the floor and punches H44WP}

H44WP: O-ow!

DEMON BELL: Quick! Tie him up!

CHWOKA: And do it fastly!

{Noxigar claps}
NOXIGAR: Nice job.

{Bellson ties H44WP up}

BELLSON: This okay?

CHWOKA: Oh, how witty and heroic!
SKULLB: Haha, except it's neither and we're all dead inside.

DEMON BELL: Yeah, that's a great kno-waitaminute!!!! H44, you're dumb. Bellson, tie yourself up.

BELLSON: Can do!

{Bellson ties himself up}

IM A BELL:{to Acidgrrl} I think you also melted his brain.

BLUEBRY: Actually, what an acid does is just merely dissolve substances. It merely breaks them apart. Melting would require heat.

NOXIGAR: Triiiiiiiiiip.

SKUB: Um, what does that

ACIDGRRL: This can't be good. I'll go get my brothers. {Voips away.}

END OF CHAPTER 6!!!

SKULLB: END OF DAYS

NOXIGAR: ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

SKUB: DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY