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i doubt anyone could be more embarrassed about anything than i am about the worlds greatest

NOXIGAR: It finally took you this long to be embarassed about The World's Greatest.

{Short pause.}
NOXIGAR: I doubt anyone could be more embarrassed about anything, than I am about the riffs I did of The World's Greatest.
NAMINE: I told you, man! I-
NOXIGAR: You didn't actually tell me anything.
NAMINE: I offscreen warned you that you'd get tired of riffing The World's Greatest. Now, you owe me.
{Short pause.}

NOXIGAR: Yes, I'll, uh, I'll figure out how to repay my debt. Maybe Ben would have some suggestions about that?

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: Henry idk if you know this but I once ate an entire tin of cold baked beans, in like a minute once.

HENRY: Quint that's gross and also it probably explains your next level farts over the last few days

QUINT: That's why I bought it up. I just can't stop. It's killing me.

HENRY: It can't be that bad?

QUINT: I've farted 3 times every second since the baked bean incident.

HENRY: But Quint......

NOXIGAR: He doesn't have a beanbag chair anymore, I guess.

{Short pause.}

NOXIGAR: Also... why did that need more than three dots? Are we doing double ellipses shots at the local pub?

you're not farting now?

QUINT: YEAH WELL YA CAN'T SPELL QUIT WITHOUT QUINT NOW CAN YA

NOXIGAR: I think you have that backward-

NAMINE: That's the joke, Nox.
{Short pause.}

NOXIGAR: Kanye West damn it.

{Short pause}

HENRY: no probs not

{End}