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Hello friends
NOXIGAR: Hello Strong Intelligent.
Transcript
{Open to the two}
HENRY: And to eat? Plain bread.
QUINT: What, no butter?
NOXIGAR: {imitating Quint} What, no flowers?
HENRY: Nope.
QUINT: Not even strawberry jam?
{Short pause}
HENRY: Jam?
{Suddenly, [1] plays in the background.}
NOXIGAR: I have to find my business, 'cause no one seems to let me be.
QUINT: What's wrong with jam?
HENRY: Nothing I love it, but why did you go butter THEN jam? Surely jam is more of a luxury than butter? I mean, what about margarine? What about smooth peanut butter? Seriously, those are both less than butter and jam. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, FUCKING JAM!? JAM!? JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!?!?!
NOXIGAR: {sings} It ain't too much, it ain't too much, IT AIN'T. TOO. MUCH FOR ME TO JAM!
{Henry begins hyperventialating}
QUINT: WOah, calm down ma-
HENRY: NO TIME TO FUCKING CALM IT, YOU TALKED ABOUT JAM! JAM! JAM! IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE A GODDAMNED WORD ANYMORE! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THIS IS THE ANGRIEST I'VE EVER BEEN
{End}
NOXIGAR: Dude, just. Just jam. It ain't too much, yo. It ain't too much. It ain't. Too. Much for me to jam.
