Difference between revisions of "RiffText/RTOD/Dangerous Quest/Episode 1"

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{A green meadow with deer. Pooh walks in.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, lord.

NAMINE: I thought it was "Oh, bother."

POOH: WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! {pulls out an AK-47 and starts shooting. A deer is shot.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Um, OK. This breaks rule 1.7 so many ways.

LEMON: Don't forget about 1.6, and 1.5, and, and others.

NOXIGAR: I don't think the WUW's rules have actually mattered. In fact, quite a few of them have been fixed or retro-fitted so that they're easier to follow.

DEER: Well this sucks.

LEMON: He's right. This fanstuff DOES suck!

{Axel Steel walks in and bashes a guitar over Pooh's head. Rev. Horton Heat pops his head in.}

HORTON: IT'S A PSYCHOBILLY FREAKOUT!

LIGHTNING GUY: That was completely random. And not in the funny way. More like the retarded way.

LEMON: Don't forget about the dumb way, the idiotic way, and the plain stupid way.

NOXIGAR: And the redundant way, apparently.

AXEL: Oh fine. {Plays the solo}

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LIGHTNING GUY: Replacing words with numbers became uncool after leet.
LEMON: And after idiotic netspeak.

NAMINE: I'm still not convinced this work was serious at all.