Difference between revisions of "RiffText/Oddish/2"

Latest revision as of 17:59, 7 February 2011

yada yada yada nobody really reads this stuff

NOXIGAR: Once upon a time, there was a nobody named Noxigar who read this stuff. Oh wait.

ODDISH: oddish oddish oddish

dear oddish

EXEGGUTOR

-exeggutor

{exeggutor bursts out of the computer screen}

NOXIGAR: ...what the hell?

ODDISH: oddish

EXEGGUTOR: EXEGGUTOR

{exeggutor declines oddish emails for fotf >:OOOOOO}

EXEGGUTOR: EXEGGUTOR

{shellder and a bunch of dumb third and fourth gen pokemon also burst out of the computer screen and decline oddish emails for fotf}

NOXIGAR: Specifics are important, ESPECIALLY WHEN I CAN'T GRASP WHAT IN THE HELL THIS HAS TO DO WITH ANY PLOT AT ALL.

SHELLDER: ShElLdEr

EXEGGUTOR: EXEGGUTOR

SHELLDER: sHeLlDeR

EXEGGUTOR: EXEGGUTOR

SNORLAX: SNOOOOOOOORLAAAAAAX

{snorlax squishes exeggutor and shellder}

ODDISH: oddish

{then oddish evolves into gloom}

GLOOM: gloom

NOXIGAR: OH SHIT ODDISH EVOLVES AND GETS...a shitty movepool. QUICK, YOU IN THE DRINK! GET THE LEAF STONE!

{THE END}