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Wait a minute... this isn't

GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVER!


{Open: the Front Lawn of the SkullB House. Jerry is using SkullB as a lawnmower.}

JERRY: Finish up, Skully. We have to do the backyard soon!

SKULLB: {spits out grass} Do you think I like this?

LIGHTNING GUY: It seems like pretty good weed.

I'm going to be tasting grass and beetles for weeks now.

{Suddenly, a large explosion is heard.}

JERRY: ... What the hell was that?

SKULLB: It came from the backyard, I think. I mean, I wouldn't know, I'm a lawnmower.

LIGHTNING GUY: Emphasis.

JERRY: Oh, don't get your panties in a bunch.

{Jerry and SkullB head to the backyard.}

JERRY: ... What is that?

{It reveals to be Dalek.}

LIGHTNING GUY: What is it revealing to the "be Dalek"?

DALEK: Whoa... that's the last time I play dodgeball with Gemerl.... Oh...

SKULLB: ... R2-D2?

{Emerl falls down and Crashes into Dalek.}

LIGHTNING GUY: The writer smokes weed and Capitalizes random words.

EMERL: That's the last time I play Chess with Gemerl.

DALEK: R2-D2? No, I am Dalek. D. Dalekton, of the Alien Species the Daleks.

IORI: {falls down on Emerl and Dalek} That's the last time I fight on the Pit 2 stage.

{Gemerl falls from the sky in a kicking postion

LIGHTNING GUY: I'm gonna kick your postion!

and kicks Iori, Dalek, and Emerl.}

GEMERL: That's the last time I go against all of you simultaneously.

DALEK: Well come on man!

LIGHTNING GUY: Commas are your friend.

GEMERL: I'm good. Let's investigate this new {notices SkullB} Whoa? Who the hell may you be?

DALEK: You kicked me in the voice sympathizer. {Oldtime singing comes out of Dalek.} What's it all about Alfie?

JERRY: ... What the hell is going on, exactly?

LIGHTNING GUY: Green Grass and High Tides Forever: What the hell is going on, exactly?

SKULLB: I'd like to know the same thing.

IORI: Ditto.

LIGHTNING GUY: "I don't have anything constructive to add to this conversation, so I'll just say something unnecessary to hear myself speak!"

EMERL: If we've been so close to this place, why haven't we landed here before?

GEMERL: That's a good question.

LIGHTNING GUY: "I don't have anything constructive to add to this conversation, so I'll just say something unnecessary to hear myself speak!"

JERRY: Well, never mind that. This is my yard. Get out.

GEMERL: No.

IORI: That's a really mean thing to say to people who fell down from a giant height, meanie!

LIGHTNING GUY: "I'm gonna tell my mommy on you!"

SKULLB: Yeah. {pokes Dalek} I think he's out cold.

JERRY: Wait... where are you all from?

LIGHTNING GUY: My nightmares.

IORI: We're from another series called "Green Grass and High Tides Forever!".

EMERL: Well, we're all respectively from media around the world, but we're usually all having crazy adventures on YouTubePoop World, about 24 million light years {Points up} That way.

JERRY: ... What?!

LIGHTNING GUY: That's usually the most logical response to anything Emerl says.

SKULLB: They live in space?

IORI: No we don't!

EMERL: We live on a planet, like you do!

IORI: {to Emerl} Quit doin' that!

LIGHTNING GUY: Droppin' g's like a boss!

JERRY: ... Well.

SKULLB: So, is this it or are there more of you?

LIGHTNING GUY: NO DON'T

IORI: Oh, there's much more of us.

GEMERL: There's like, 10.

JERAN: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! {falls on Iori}

LIGHTNING GUY: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE

IORI: Ow! ...What's your reason for falling?

SKULLB: Hey, a puppy! I love dogs!

LIGHTNING GUY: "Especially the walking, talking kind!"

{Casey walks out to the back yard.}

CASEY: Can I not watch TV without something exploding for once?

JERRY: Hey, Casey. These guys fell into our yard from space or something.

CASEY: {sighs} Explain yourselves.

LIGHTNING GUY: Did them falling into the yard "from space or something" not count as an explanation?

{Emerl's eyes turn red.}

EMERL: {Cybernetic monotone voice} GIZOID MACH 1 PROJECT: EMERL. CREATED TO APPREHEND CHAOS EMERALDS AND END CIVILIZATION. EMERALD LOCATION CURRENTLY AT MARS LUNAR BASE IN UNIDENTIFIABLE LOCATION.

{Everyone stares at Gemerl.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Due to Gemerl being the only authority on anything Emerl ever.

GEMERL: What? This is the first time I've ever seen him do this.

{Emerl projects a map of Mars, with an "X" on it.}

EMERL: LAST KNOWN LOCATION OF TRANSMISSION INVOLVING CHAOS EMERALDS.

JERAN: {kicks Emerl} Must be busted.

LIGHTNING GUY: When isn't he busted?

PATRICK: {falls on Emerl} Ow. Wait, shouldn't the Pit 1 have spikes at the bottom?

SKULLB: What's a Chaos Emerald? Is it like one of those seven collectibles in every game? You know, the ones that hold the secrets to an ancient civilization or make your hair bigger?

LIGHTNING GUY: Make your hair bigger? What game is that? Disco Party 4?

EMERL: Or were involved in listless games that nobody can remember. What are we talking about?

PATRICK: {to SkullB} A Chaos Emerald is something from those dumb Sonic games.

SKULLB: Oh, those! I tried to blank out everything after the first three.

LIGHTNING GUY: I should try that with GGaHTF.

JERRY: So. Let me guess. We have to go to Mars to help you guys get the Chaos Emerald?

PATRICK: We don't need the Chaos Emerald.

{Emerl straps bombs to Patrick, Iori, Dalek, Emerl, and Jeran.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Emerl is apparently a suicide bomber now. Can't say I'm surprised.

EMERL: If you want to live, now you need to.

PATRICK: NO. {the bombs dissapear}

LIGHTNING GUY: Why would the bombs diss a pear?

{The bombs come back.}

EMERL: They're Writer-removal-resistant.

PATRICK: Don't make me remove you. {the bombs dissapear}

LIGHTNING GUY: Please. Please make Patrick remove you. Then make someone remove Patrick.

JERRY: I think the fabric of reality just crapped itself.

LIGHTNING GUY: Wouldn't be the first time.

SKULLB: So yeah! Let's go to Mars!

JERRY: How?

{Cut: NASA. All the gang is strapped into seats in a rocket ship.}

LIGHTNING GUY: No wonder NASA went broke! They kept giving random people trips to Mars!

JERRY: I need to stop doing that.

PATRICK: Why do we need to go to Mars?

{The bombs on Patrick and such keep on switching on and offf.}

LIGHTNING GUY: This is suspenseful stufff.

EMERL: {While pressing the switch} Bomb goes on, Bomb goes off, Bomb goes on, Bomb goes off, Bomb goes 0n-

{Gemerl breaks the remote.}

EMERL: Now the bombs are stuck on until We can take them off.

LIGHTNING GUY: Somebody better phone We, then.

GEMERL: Good thing we have a-

{Emerl swallows a key.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Hooray for making up obstacles out of nowhere!

EMERL: Yum!

GEMERL: You're an idiot.

PATRICK: NO! {they are back where ever they were before with no bombs on them}

LIGHTNING GUY: If there was an award for laziest writing, these guys would be a shoo-in.

We are not going to find any Chaos Emeralds!

{The bombs return.}

LIGHTNING GUY: That's fun.

GEMERL: They're just gonna keep on coming back until the writer who's doing that decides to stop.

{Emerl straps a bomb on Gemerl}

EMERL:{FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE!!!}

LIGHTNING GUY: If it wasn't funny the first time, what makes you think it'll be funny the tenth time?

GEMERL: DAMMIT EMERL.

PATRICK: {the bombs dissapear} If you do that one more time, I'll remove you. I swear. We're not doing what you want.

EMERL: But it's a good way to move this plot! We need some development, and it could only help it! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

LIGHTNING GUY: Whoever writes for Emerl was obviously not given enough spankings as a child.

PATRICK: NO. Well, I guess we can go to Mars, BUT NOT FOR CHAOS EMERALDS.

EMERL: I'm getting the emeralds on Mars.

PATRICK: Just you? Ok then, go. If you mean all of us, then no. That will never happen.

LIGHTNING GUY: Becuase Patrick totally speaks for everyone in the world who isn't Emerl.

EMERL: Yeah, just me... {Grabs Gemerl} and Gemerl, {Grabs Jeran} and Jeran, {Grabs Dalek} and Dalek, {and Kano} and Kano.

LIGHTNING GUY: Repetition. Repetition.

That's not everybody! That leaves...you, and Iori, Blond Guy, other Robot, Hot girl, and Chaos...

GEMERL: Chaos isn't-

{Chaos crashes into Gemerl.}

CHAOS: I've got to keep on Ramming into Gemerl from space.

LIGHTNING GUY: Do Emerl next.

EMERL: And it's even. All in favor?

PATRICK: NO! JUST YOU! ...AND GEMERL! GO TO MARS! GO AWAY FROM US! JUST YOU TWO IF YOU ARE SO CONCERNED AND ANXIOUS!

LIGHTNING GUY: I'M YELLING BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT!

EMERL: Gemerl isn't, but we need more people, and maybe some of these people actually want to go to Mars.

PATRICK: NO THEY DON'T.

LIGHTNING GUY: BECAUSE PATRICK SAID SO.

KANO: I didn't come yet! {dissapears}

EMERL: STOP DECIDING THINGS FOR THEM! MAYBE THEY HAVE FREE WILL THAT THEY WANT TO USE! EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? HUH?

LIGHTNING GUY: EVER THINK ABOUT USING YOUR INSIDE VOICE?

KANO: {comes back} I'll go to Mars with you, Emerl. But I'm sure no one else wants go with you to Mars and search for something from a stupid game.

JERRY: {waking up} Oh, will you all shut it up? I'm trying to sleep here.

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh how I wish I could sleep through this.

CASEY: Listen, I have a better idea. How about half of us go to find the Chaos Emerald and the other half just explore? Let's make teams, how 'bout?

LIGHTNING GUY: Isn't that literally what Emerl just suggested?

SKULLB: I want to find some emeralds, honestly!

JERRY: I want to see what I can pawn off.

LIGHTNING GUY: Pawn off Emerl.

PATRICK: Eh, sounds fine.

EMERL: I suggested that idea and you hated it!

JERRY: I think everything CAsey says sounds better because she's a girl, am I right?

LIGHTNING GUY: Hooray for misandry!

CASEY: You'd be right.

PATRICK: No, I thought that Emerl ment

LIGHTNING GUY: Emerlment: The sad state of being Emerl.

"I" as in just him, uh, TO THE BATCAVE! {gets jetpack from hammerspace, flies away, flies back} Ugh, to confusing.

LIGHTNING GUY: I thought you were going to the Batcave. Now you're going to confusing? Make up your mind!

I need a headache pill.

LIGHTNING GUY: I'd say that you could borrow one of mine, but I have three more episodes to riff.

{Dalek switches back on again.}

DALEK: {In Falsetto} I'm Back!!!

LIGHTNING GUY: !!!!!!!!!

R2-D2: Beep Bop Boo

DALEK: How did you guys get here?

C-3P0: We came offfscreen when you got knocked out.

LIGHTNING GUY: If only he stayed knocked out.

JERAN: See, Skull-on-a-buggy? That's R2-D2.

R2-D2: Beep Beep Boop Bop!

JERAN: MY MOTHER IS NOT AN UNEMPLOYED DRUNK! SHE'S A VALUABLE MEMBER OF THE NEOPETS TEAM!

LIGHTNING GUY: Is there a difference?

C-3P0: He didn't say that. He said "How do keep your hair so nice?"

SKULLB: It always sounds the same coming from a robot.

LIGHTNING GUY: That's racist!

{The rocket suddenly lurches forward. Jerry gets up and looks out the window.}

JERRY: Well, we're here.

DALEK: Anyone have an iPod?

LIGHTNING GUY: Hell no! iPods are so 2007!

EMERL: No, and you're stupid, and a butt.

DALEK: Shut up you idiot.

PATRICK: I wonder what stuff we'll find here.

LIGHTNING GUY: Besides red dust and rocks? Probably not a lot.

EMERL: Maybe candy?

DALEK: Oh, I'm the Stupid Butt.

LIGHTNING GUY: Glad that you're accepting it.

THERE'S NO FREAKIN CANDY ON MARS YOU IMBECILIC PIECE OF LIVING SCRAP METAL!!

PATRICK: Didn't they name a candy bar after Mars? Ironic.

SKULLB: Whatever the case, we're here so we need to do something!

LIGHTNING GUY: You can all suffocate.

{SkullB grunts and transforms into a Mars rover.}

SKULLB: Emerl, hop in! We're off to find some emeralds!

LIGHTNING GUY: And the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

EMERL: Told you people would want to come. {hops in} I'm off to find the Emeralds!

PATRICK: Who's on who's team again?

JERRY: All the crazies go with Skully

LIGHTNING GUY: So everyone goes with Skully.

and the rest go with Casey and I.

CASEY: Or as you {points to Emerl} like to call me, the "hot lady".

LIGHTNING GUY: He actually called you a hot girl. Don't flatter yourself.

DALEK: Me and the Droids are going with the normal team. {Moves to Jerry and Casey.}

CASEY: {to R2} Aww, aren't you just the cutest little droid?

JERRY: Don't bother, Casey. Robots can't feel affection.

LIGHTNING GUY: Jerry: Professional Buzzkill.

R2-D2: {Beeps in a happy tone.}

C-3PO: You'd be surprised Jerry.

JERRY: Huh. I guess robots work different in space.

LIGHTNING GUY: Or maybe you're just ignorant. Nah, it's space magic.

C-3PO: Yes, I can understand the misconception though. Dalek can't feel emotions.

DALEK: I'm not a Robot Though.

LIGHTNING GUY: He's a Robot However.

But it's true. I feel no emotion, and makes me rather sad.

JERRY: Oof... sorry, man.

SKULLB: Irridisregardless,

LIGHTNING GUY: NO

we need to get going.

JERRY: Wh- why?

SKULLB: Emerl just strapped explosives to the ship. It's best to get out of the way now.

LIGHTNING GUY: Emerl straps explosives to everything. It's best just to ignore him.

DALEK: Emerl's a whacked up robot.

PATRICK: Don't worry, I took care of the explosives.

DALEK: What team are you on?

LIGHTNING GUY: Team Edward.

SKULLB: I think Pat's on Jerry's team. AKA the boring losers.

PATRICK: Hey, shut up! {throws jetpack at SkullB}

LIGHTNING GUY: Who walks around with a jetpack?

JERAN: I'm with Emerl...right?

DALEK: If you mean you are going nowhere in a wild goosechase with an idiotic robot who can't tell Chocolate from Crap, yes.

{Cut to Emerl, with brown stuff smeared all over his face, holding a crap in one hand and Chcolate in the other.}

LIGHTNING GUY: I don't know what Chcolate is, but I assume it's just as nasty.

EMERL: The best part is that I'm never wrong when I choose:They can both kill me if I eat excessive amounts!

GEMERL: Let's go before he tries to eat something else disgusting.

EMERL: Yes, it is imperative That I get the Chaos Emerald here because absorbing Chaos Emeralds makes me smarter.

LIGHTNING GUY: Just as I'm sure absorbing poop makes you smarter.

{Everyone in the room but Emerl runs away.}

EMERL: Was it me eating the crap?

{Gemerl runs back in, Grabs Emerl's arm, and ruans away with him.}

LIGHTNING GUY: That sounds fuan.

IORI: Do we have astronaut helmets?

SKULLB: This is a cartoon. We don't need helmets!

LIGHTNING GUY: Screw you, laws of physics!

IORI: Ah, it makes perfect sense now.

JERRY: Yeah, sure. Alright, everybody off.}

LIGHTNING GUY: It's a good thing these guys proofread.}

{The gang gets off of the ship. Once out of the ship, SkullB turns into a Mars rover.}

SKULLB: Nice!

IORI: Why can't I do that?

LIGHTNING GUY: Because you suck.

SKULLB: Because you're not a robot.

{Pause.}

SKULLB: Are you?

LIGHTNING GUY: Yes. He just doesn't know it yet.

JERRY: Enough chit-chat. Everybody split into groups. Casey and I lead the sane team, while Skully takes the insane robots.

DALEK: We're sane!

GEMERL: I'm only tempermental.

LIGHTNING GUY: "And I don't know how to spell temperamental."

JERRY: Whatever. I'm pretty sure that gold one should be put in a straight jacket.

GEMERL: We tried that already.

DALEK: I think we should turn it to scrap metal! ....What?!

LIGHTNING GUY: Dalek is gold, too! Bring out the screwdrivers!

JERRY: I'm sorry. I meant the stupid gold one.

LIGHTNING GUY: That also applies to Emerl and Dalek.

SKULLB: Let's split up, gang!

{The two groups go their separate ways.}

{Cut: SkullB's group.}

SKULLB: So what's this we're looking for?

LIGHTNING GUY: An excuse to make this episode drag on more.

EMERL: Well, this one's green, so we're looking for an emerald that can float in place.

SKULLB: Huh.

{Pause.}

SKULLB: Oh, I get it! Chaos Emerald! Hah!

LIGHTNING GUY: See, it's funny because

KANO: {appears} What are you guys doing on Mars? And who is this guy?

GEMERL: I wish I could answer all of that.

KANO: You wish?

LIGHTNING GUY: With a twist.

GEMERL: Well, From my point of view, we're only doing this because It'll make Emerl Smarter.

LIGHTNING GUY: Capitalizing random Words all Day.

KANO: "Emerl smarter?" That's something I can never believe.

GEMERL: If you'd played Sonic Battle you'd believe it.

KANO: I wouldn't play a Sonic game if someone gave me $1,000,000...

LIGHTNING GUY: I wouldn't believe Kano's bullshit if someone gave me $1,000,000...

CHAOS: How about Soul Calibur?

KANO: Soul Calibur's fine.

{SkullB trips over a rock.}

SKULLB: Owwch... Hey! It's a green emerald thingy!

LIGHTNING GUY: Your word choice is greaty.

{Emerl picks it up, and the lets go of it. It floats in place.}

EMERL: It's the Chaos Emerald!

KANO: Yay, excellent, whatever. </sarcastic>

LIGHTNING GUY: If he hadn't used that HTML tag, I totally would've assumed that he was serious. </smh>

Where are the others?

EMERL: They're...what ARE they doing?

{cut to the other group}

IORI: I still kinda don't know how we can breathe here without helmets...

LIGHTNING GUY: How dare you use logic on us!

JERRY: Don't bring it up again. Do you want to die in the vacuum of space?

CASEY: ... Guys?

{Pan over. A large alien stares at the group.}

IORI: {to alien} Tom Cruise, what are you doing on Mars?

LIGHTNING GUY: HA HA POP CULTURE WE'RE RELEVANT

ALIEN: {In Mellow Voice.} I am not Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is an inferior human being.

IORI: Then you must be Bill Cosby.

LIGHTNING GUY: HA HA OLDER POP CULTURE WE'RE SLIGHTLY LESS RELEVANT BUT STILL

{Chaos pops up from the side of the screen.}

CHAOS: No, no, no, he's Dane Cook.

ALIEN: No! I am known as Lah'rii t'Kabal-Gai!

LIGHTNING GUY: Same difference.

IORI: You're Kabal? The guy from Mortal Kombat?

ALIEN: No!

SEPHIROTH: {From other side} HOW RIDICULOUS! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You're not that threatening.

LIGHTNING GUY: When was Sephiroth part of the group?

IORI: You're definitely Kabal!

ALIEN: No I'm not! Just... if you're leaving, then go!

{SkullB's group walks in from offscreen.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Aww, I was just getting used to not seeing them.

SKULLB: Guys, we found the emerald!

ALIEN: Emerald... my emerald! You have it?!

SKULLB: Y- no. Maybe.

ALIEN: Hand it back, humans and robots!

SKULLB: Heck no, we won't go!

LIGHTNING GUY: Out of my yard, you damn hippie!

ALIEN: Fine. I'll have to kill you.

KANO: You explode, Alien! {the Alien explodes} I saved you all! Yay!

LIGHTNING GUY: what

{The alien reforms.}

CHAOS: Let me try.

{Chaos walks over to him, stares at him for about 10 seconds, then pulls out his Zanmato and a scythe and begins to rip the alien apart and eat his flesh.}

LIGHTNING GUY: what

KANO: Damn! Now THAT is gory!

{Suddenly, the alien regains his flesh.}

ALIEN: Hahaha! Your silly, stolen weaponry has no effect on me!

{SkullB takes a shaker of salt and sprinkles it on the alien. The alien explodes.}

LIGHTNING GUY: what

SKULLB: Alright, there. It's dead. For real. Stop saying he's alive. Now let's go home.

{The two groups walk back onto the spaceship. The spaceship flies back to Earth.}

ANNOUNCER: And now, the story of these two split...

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, another character to hate.

IORI: Who was that?

ANNOUNCER: Uh, I... shut up.

EMERL: Something that if we delved unto further detail about, would break the fourth wall.

LIGHTNING GUY: I think it's gotten to the point that there isn't a fourth wall anymore.

{Everyone stares at Emerl.}

EMERL: I already absorbed the emerald.

IORI: You're smarter, eh? So, what does E equal then?

EMERL: Well, contrary to Albert Einstein's therum,

LIGHTNING GUY: Theorem. For someone as smart as him, he has atrocious spelling.

E can equal one of several different equations that all-

{Gemerl smacks Emerl in the side of the head. The emerald flies out and rolls away.}

GEMERL: I'm already sick and tired of listening to him. He'd probably just lecture us if it went on.

LIGHTNING GUY: So your comfort is more important than Emerl's mental stability. Yeah, that's nice.

IORI: {to Emerl} ...So, what does E equal?

EMERL: ...Potato Stick? {holds up a can of Pringles Stix}\

LIGHTNING GUY: Pringles Stix are a source of energy, yes.\

GEMERL: Where'd the others go?

EMERL: Not like it matters now.

CHAOS: Let's all jack the spaceship and head home.

LIGHTNING GUY: Remember, kids, stealing is cool!

{Dalek and the Droids come back.}

DALEK: Agreed.

IORI: {throws a jack at the floor of the ship} What? You did say to jack the ship!

EMERL: Stop being dumber than me! I don't like it. You can be moronic, but not idiotic.

LIGHTNING GUY: Emerl owns the patent on idiotic.

{The ship takes off, and lands perfectly on YouTubePoopWorld. The instant everyone gets out, it bursts into flames and desintigrates.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Des, why'd you have to intigrate?

GEMERL: Well, we won't be seeing SkullB and the others anytime soon. Good night guys.

EMERL: But it's 4:00 in the afternoon.

GEMERL: Exactly.

DALEK: HE SAID GOOD NIGHT. CAPICHE?

LIGHTNING GUY: It's only a good night if it's a night I don't have to read this during.

C-3PO: What?!

EMERL: Fine. Chaos, the SUN BUTTON, please!

{Chaos presses a button and the sun falls down, nad the moon rises.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Nad the Moon gets all the respect.

EMERL: NOW it's 4:00 in the morning.

DALEK: Well... I'm tired. {Light on his eye goes off. He then starts doing loud snoring.}

{Everyone leaves the area. Cut to a dark room where something is glowing green.}

EMERL: They think I'd let them use my genius?

LIGHTNING GUY: Yeah, sure, why not.

Yeah right!

LIGHTNING GUY: Okay, then./blockquote>

Now, only 5 more worlds carry Chaos Emeralds.

{A red light starts Shining.}

EMERL: Evil laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA-

{The light turns on and Gemerl is next to Emerl, who is holding 2 CHaos Emeralds.}

LIGHTNING GUY: THat was unexpected.

EMERL: You heard my plan didn't you.

{Gemerl punches Emerl in the face and picks up the emeralds.}

GEMERL: Of course I can hear you, we share this room. Now Go to sleep, i'm going to go destroy these.

LIGHTNING GUY: Boy, i love The english languAge.

EMERL: Yes, Suckbag.

{Gemerl Punches Emerl in the gut.}

EMERL: Gemerl.

IORI: {appears} Toasty!

THE ENDETH?

LIGHTNING GUY: I hopeth.