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{Open to the survivors at CHAOSMART, patiently waiting for Zippy to return from the washroom.}

BADSTAR: HOW DO PLATYPUSES PEE ANYWAY

KIRBYCHU: Mayor, that's not a very appropria-

BADSTAR: HOW DO YOU PEE, COME TO MENTION IT

KIRBYCHU: What?

BADSTAR: I'M JUST SAYIN'. YOU'RE A... KIRBY... PIKACHU THING. HOW DO YOU PEE. DO YOU HAVE A PE-

{Zippy returns from the washroom.}

ZOO: Oh boy, Zippy's back!

ZIPPY: Eh, did I miss anything?

BADSTAR: YEAH, I WAS JUST ASKING KIRBYCHU IF HE HAD A PE-

ZIPPY: Okay yeah, let's continue the story.

JCM: But I'm genuinely curious!

ZIPPY: JCM, shut up.

{Cut back to the freeze-frame from last episode. Bell is in the process of landing a punch on Raiku. The scene resumes, with Raiku being knocked out of the crater and into a group of houses. Bell flies up into the air.}

TORRENT: Oh god, not Mrs. Henderson's place! She baked the second best pies!

{Raiku stands up, and wipes a small speck of blood from his face. He smirks.}

RAIKU: I guess it is too late to say sorry. Not that I am.

{Raiku charges towards Bell, ready to attack him. As Raiku is about to through a punch, Bell quickly flies out of the way, causing Raiku to stagger, awkwardly decelerating. Raiku looks irritated.}

RAIKU: HEY. THAT'S CHEATING. YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

{Bell stays silent, staring at Raiku with an expression of contempt.}

RAIKU: What? Aren't you gonna say anything?

{Bell stays still, floating in the air without a word.}

RAIKU: It doesn't matter anyway! I'm still gonna kick your ass!

{Raiku charges against Bell again. This time, Bell quickly teleports behind him and kicks him in the back, causing him to crash into another house.}

TORRENT: You just destroyed Mr. Cohen's house, you fucking dick!

{Raiku crawls out of the wreckage.}

RAIKU: Help me, damn it!

TORRENT: What, and get in the way of the guy who's wife you killed? No thanks, I think I'd rather sit this one out. Besides, you brought this upon yourself.

RAIKU: You're such a fucking pussy, Dave!

TORRENT: Hey, at least you called me by my new name!

RAIKU: Fuck you!

{Raiku turns to Raggon and Raggonix.}

RAIKU: You two, help me out here!

{The two nod and ascend to the sky with Raiku.}

RAGGON: PREPARE TO GET CRUSHED, LOSER!

{Raggon charges at Bell, succeeding at punching him in the face. The two proceed to exchange punches in midair, with Raggon appearing to gain an upper hand over Bell for a short while. Suddenly, Bell lands a sharp blow to Raggon's diaphragm, knocking the air out of his lungs. Bell then follows with a second punch, this time strong enough for his fist to go into his stomach. Raggon coughs up blood.}

TORRENT: Oh, geez. Y'know Raiku, I think you might be next.

RAIKU: I swear to god, Torrent. Shut the fuck up.

TORRENT: Y'know, I'm just here, without a house, no material possessions, yeah. But yeah, fine. I'll just stand here and not say anything. Nothing at all.

{Bell grins as Raggon coughs blood onto his helmet. Bell lifts Raggon up, his fist still inside his stomach, impaling him further. Raggonix looks in horror.}

RAGGONIX: Raggon...

RAGGON: I.. I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD... ANYMORE... I DON'T...

{Bell releases a massive blast of energy from his hand, evaporating Raggon almost instantly, leaving nothing but scraps from his clothing. Tears are streaming from Raggonix's eyes as he witnessed his brother get killed.}

RAGGONIX: He... killed him...

{Raiku looks at the scraps of clothing fall. He looks displeased.}

RAIKU: Really, Raggon? Was that all you had? Psht, that's disappointing!

{Raggonix looks back at Raiku. He is absolutely furious.}

RAGGONIX: MY BROTHER FUCKING DIED, AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? THAT SON OF A BITCH KILLED HIM!

RAIKU: Yeah, I can definitely see that. Go kill him back.

{Raiku shoos Raggonix away. Raggonix ascends higher, angry at Raiku, and furious at Bell.}

RAGGONIX: This never would've happened if it weren't for you, Raiku! I told you that you shouldn't have fucking messed with Sarah! Now look what's happening!

TORRENT: He has a point, brother.

RAIKU: But he kicked me out of the Council! He had it coming!! He deserved it... SHE DESERVED IT!!!

{Raggonix looks at Bell, who is still looking up from when he killed Raggon. Raggon charges up his energy. As he does so, the sky around the neighborhood begins to turn grey, like a brewing storm.}