Difference between revisions of "Records Of Bell/Records/30.6"

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Summary

It's Tracy's birthday, and we're having a party!

Guest List

Just add yourself.

Crossed out names are guests kicked out of the party.

1. Bell
2. Sarah
3. MB
4. Sephiroth
5. Lemon
6. Number Four and Number Five
7. Gilligan
8. Zorax
9. Raiku

Transcript

{open to MB's living room. The cast is there, setting stuff up for the party}

IM A BELL:{pulls out a gift, hands to Tracy} I should give you this now, I suppose.

TRACY: Thanks! {rips open present, revealing a time bomb} ...What the f-

{cue opening theme. cut back to MB's living room}

TRACY: Say, how many people did you invite?

IM A BELL: Oh, a lot of people we know.

TRACY: ...Okay...

{the doorbell rings}

MATURE BLING: I'll get it! {runs over to door and opens it, revealing Sephiroth.}

SEPHIROTH: Hello guys! {Looks at camera.} About time I got a cameo.

{Lemon walks in, after a hangover when he was in the basement.}

LEMON: Hey Trace. I got you an Xbox 360.

{Number Four and Number Five walk in.}

NUMBER FIVE: Hey, Tracy!

NUMBER FOUR: {mumbling} You had to bring me back here.

TRACY: HEY, GUYS! What's up? ...Waaaaaaaaait. Number Five, you seem different. I thought you hated us!

NUMBER FIVE: Eh, you go away and you start to get homesick. What can I say?

NUMBER FOUR: I hate you guys.

TRACY: ...JESUS.

NUMBER FIVE: Sorry, he's still bitter about all that abuse Bell gave him.

TRACY: Ah. I see. ...Oh, hey, I just remembered something. Four, you remember that mushroom of yours I ate?

NUMBER FOUR: {mumbling} It wasn't even mine-

TRACY: Well, do you know where you got it? Because I need some more.

NUMBER FOUR: {mumbling} Well there's a guy named Mario you should see about that-

TRACY: Ah, whatever. I'm gonna go talk to Seph. {walks over to Sephiroth} Hey, Seph! What's up?

{A part of the wall explodes, creating a hole. Gilligan walks through it holding a grenade launcher and a present}

GILLIGAN: Not paying for that.

TRACY: Oh, hey, Gilligan! {walks over to Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: Hey, buddy! PRESENT FOR YOU {Gives Tracy the present}

TRACY: OH BOY {throws the present at Lemon. It bounces off his face, causing him to drop the Xbox 360 on his foot. The present lands on a table labeled "PRESANTS GOO HEER"} So... What's up?

SEPHIROTH: Wait, I've also got a present! {Pulls out the Hylian Shield.} You better like it, it cost me 300 rupees! YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY {BEEP} BLADES OF GRASS I HAD TO CUT TO GET THAT MONEY.

TRACY: SWEET {takes the shield, throws it towards Lemon. It ricochets off his head and onto the present table}

GILLIGAN: Don't you wanna know what mine is?

TRACY: Honestly, I wanted to open all of my presents at once.

GILLIGAN: ...JUST OPEN MY PRESENT

TRACY: FINE {runs over to the table, grabs the present, runs back to Gilligan} If it's porn, I'll snap your neck. {rips open the present, revealing it to be... AN ENVELOPE} ... {rips open the envelope, revealing... TICKETS FOR A HARUHI SUZUMIYA LIVE CONCERT} ...HNNNNNGH {heart attack}

GILLIGAN: ...I win.

{a Tracy clone walks in}

TRACY: So, what did you get m-{sees the tickets} ...HNNNNNGH {heart attack}

{another clone walks in}

TRACY: So, how did you get the tickets, anyway?

GILLIGAN: Umm...

{Flashback. A japanese man is walking along holding the tickets and smiling. All of a sudden, Gilligan jumps out of a back alley and knifes him. He steals the tickets and runs off. Cut back}

GILLIGAN: ...eBay.

TRACY: ...Oooookaaaay... ...I'm gonna go talk to Seph. {walks over to Sephiroth} Hey. ... So... Umm... Cheese? ...Whatever. Anyone not staring at nothing for no reason?

MARISSA: {not seen} We're almost there.

ZORAX: Yay!

{the front door opens, and marissa pushes zorax in, who's wearing a blindfold. marissa quickly locks the door}

ZORAX: The pool feels a lot more wood-like than I remembered.

{there are noises coming from the bathroom. Raiku comes out of the toilet.}

TRACY: ... {bashes head on wall} DAMMIT BELL WHY DID YOU INVITE THEM

IM A BELL: I hate you, that's why.

RAIKU: {To everyone but MB, Bell, Number Four, Tracy, and Number Five} Greetings earthlings. {To the others} Hello. {To Tracy} I got you something awesome. Guess.

ZORAX: {gets up, takes off the blindfold} This definatly isn't the pool.

TRACY: ... {bashes head on wall again, walks over to Raiku} Hmm... I don't know. A demon-in-a-box?