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DAD: {reading newspaper} NEW... CIRCUS... IN... TOWN... YAYYY!
MOM: Oh sweatpea, you wanna go to circus?
DAD: Yes! Kids will lovvee!
MOM: {over PA} Kids, your FATHER decided...
{Kids are on their toes and chewing their nails}
MOM: To go to Fingging Brothers Cirrrcus! The worst circus in town!
{Kids pee their pants in excitement.}
MOM: Yes, it's true. Fingging Brothers Cirrrcus. {Turns off PA}
{Cut to Fingging Brothers Cirrrcus.}
FAMILY: We were surprised the circus sideshow is a let down.
{Cut to Whitescreen. Mr. Mural, Mr. Debate, and Mr. Moral are there.}
MR. MURAL: {Paints Mural.} Wee!
{You look at the mural. It has Mr. Mural winking, holding up a flier saying "TODAY'S DRAWING CONTEST: Make Fingging Brother's Cirrrcus logo. Ends start of March!
MR. DEBATE: Today's debate: death by overwork. Pro or con? Answer on talk.
MR. MORAL: Today's Moral: Don't believe your eyes.