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Noid Jokes!
Hello friends, this is a page I made where you can read and submit your favorite Noid jokes about our good friend Noid.
Yo Jokes
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Noid's a faggot
2. Where does a 500 lb gorilla sit?
- Go ask Noid's mom because she is a gorilla and also a slut
3. What's black and white and red all over?
- Noid's tiny zebra dick
~ submitted by Skully B.
4. The Noid walks into a gay bar. He gets thrown out for being too homosexual.
5. A blond The Noid goes to the supermarket. He's a douche bag and I hate him.
6. A woman gives birth to a baby boy. When the doctor sees it, he tries shoving it back in. The woman yells, "What the hell are you doing?!". The doctor tells her that the baby is The Noid. The woman stabs herself in the vagina with a knife.
7. The Noid goes to Vatican City. The Pope refuses to molest him because god damn
8. One day The Noid woke up, walked into his bathroom and said "Wow, someone uglier than me!". Then he realized he was looking in a broken mirror that shattered because he looked in it and he tried masturbating to make himself feel better but his dick was so tiny he needed a pair of tweezers so he cried himself to sleep.
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