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<blockquote class="email"> | <blockquote class="email"> | ||
<div>subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE</div> | <div>subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONE</div> | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' teehee turd</blockquote> | ||
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Aruseus,<br> | Aruseus,<br> | ||
Blorf.<br> | Blorf.<br> | ||
- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader</blockquote> | - Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader</blockquote> | ||
| − | '''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something? I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. I know how to solve it! | + | '''ARUSEUS:''' Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something? |
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.</blockquote> | ||
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| + | I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. I know how to solve it! | ||
''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}'' | ''{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' No, actually this is a lot worse. This is actually really worse.</blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME! | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME! | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store! | '''ARUSEUS:''' Here I am, walking to the store! | ||
| − | ''{Blorf Mice enter}'' | + | ''{Blorf Mice enter'' |
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''the dragon''</blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''}'' | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Blorf mice... | '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Blorf mice... | ||
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do? | '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh no, what will I do? | ||
| − | ''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth, and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}'' | + | ''{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,'' |
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' the gape is a lie henenehehe</blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}'' | ||
'''ARROW'D GUY:''' FUTURE SELF'D! | '''ARROW'D GUY:''' FUTURE SELF'D! | ||
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date? | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date? | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' , said nobody in the entire world</blockquote> | ||
'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure! | '''ARUSEUS:''' Sure! | ||
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''{Algernon enters}'' | ''{Algernon enters}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder if he brought flowers? Get it it's a book joke,</blockquote> | ||
'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf. | '''ALGERNON:''' Blorf. | ||
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'''TOM:''' Come back here, pudding thieves! | '''TOM:''' Come back here, pudding thieves! | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aughg for FUCK'S SAKE</blockquote> | ||
'''ALGERNON:''' Blorf. | '''ALGERNON:''' Blorf. | ||
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'''TOM:''' Mice suck. | '''TOM:''' Mice suck. | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Whadda punchline!</blockquote> | ||
''{The Paper comes down}'' | ''{The Paper comes down}'' | ||
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*Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon." | *Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon." | ||
* A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry. | * A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry. | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He absolutely is.</blockquote> | ||
Revision as of 22:28, 26 August 2011
Aruseus is attacked by vermin.
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Blorf Mice, Arrow'd Guy, Anthruseus, Cheerleader, Algernon
Places: Computer Room, Piece of Paper
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: Febuary 1st, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: Time for some Febuary email.
subject: TURDUCKENS!!!!!111SHIFTONESKUB: teehee turdAruseus,
- Algernon, Blorf Mice Leader
Blorf.
ARUSEUS: Blorf? That's it? Is it like secret code for something?
SKUB: Ever heard of the hanky code? Well it's sorta like that. "Blorf" means you're into pegging.
I know how to solve this! DEL- Nah. That would be unethical and too orignial. I know how to solve it!
{The background changes to a Teen Girl Squad stlye comic, a drawing of Aruseus is on it and the words: Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice!}
SKUB: No, actually this is a lot worse. This is actually really worse.
ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Aruseus Vs. the Blorf Mice! Starring ME!
{The scene changes to drawn Aruseus walking on a field}
ARUSEUS: Here I am, walking to the store!
{Blorf Mice enter
SKUB: the dragon
}
ARUSEUS: {voiceover} Blorf mice...
MICE: Blorf.
ARUSEUS: Oh no, what will I do?
{Arrow'd Guy enters, there is a portal in his mouth,
SKUB: the gape is a lie henenehehe
and Anthruseus comes out, performing a flying kick.}
ARROW'D GUY: FUTURE SELF'D!
MICE: BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
{Cheerleader enters}
CHEERLEADER: Thank you, big hot fursona man! Wanna date?
SKUB: , said nobody in the entire world
ARUSEUS: Sure!
{Cut back to Lappy}
ARUSEUS: There ya' go, Algie. I beat your forces! I am the best!
{Algernon enters}
SKUB: I wonder if he brought flowers? Get it it's a book joke,
ALGERNON: Blorf.
ARUSEUS: AAAH! THEY'RE REAL!!!!
{Aruseus runs out, Algernon jumps up to the Lappy}
ALGERNON: {typing} Blorf.
{Tom runs in with a broom}
TOM: Come back here, pudding thieves!
SKUB: Aughg for FUCK'S SAKE
ALGERNON: Blorf.
TOM: Don't you blorf me! Now SCRAM!
ALGERNON: Blorf! {runs out}
TOM: Mice suck.
SKUB: Whadda punchline!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
none yet
Fun Facts
- Algernon, leader of the Blorf Mice, got his name from the mouse Algernon in the story, "Flowers for Algernon."
- A fursona is the animal character used by a furry. Not that Aruseus is a furry.
SKUB: He absolutely is.
