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ANNOUNCER: Last time on Liamemail...

{five minutes later}

ANNOUNCER: ... Yeah this is getting annoying. Start the show.

BEAST: Okay, here's the leader.

{They back up, relieving Homsar}

LEMON: ... Homsar. Seriously.

{Homsar runs off to revile a dragon}

LIAME: ... Crap.

LEMON: ... Why are we talking like this.

LIAME: ... I dunno.

DRAGON: Hello. You, my friend, will DIE. {breaths fire, burning the ground reviling lava}

LIAME: Meep.

LEMON: Okay... You can do this. {makes fire and fires it at the ground, making a geyser, sadly burning Liame}

BEAST: Ohh, that's gotta hurt.

LEMON: Stay calm... {makes fire, misses AGAIN, bouncing off a window} Wonder where it went.

{Cut to the gasping people covered by the boulder. The fire lands on them making them set on fire; cut back}

LEMON: Well, whatever. {Makes, yet another, fire and shoots it. It hits the dragon}

DRAGON: {adsorbs the fire} Nice chance.

{Lemon explodes, wiping out the whole area except the beast}

BEAST: Ehhhh... I'll check the emails for now on until they heal. Yeah...

ANNOUNCER: Will the Gasping People come back? Is this season over for go- {is shot by Gasping People}

GASPING PEOPLE: Heck yes we're back.

ONE OF GASPING PEOPLE: Now to wipe out that camera man... {shoots the camera man, the camera aims for the ceiling. Soon, he shoots the camera too}

ANOTHER GASPING PERSON: Wait! Couldn't we make friends with him first?

GASPING PEOPLE LEADER: Oh yeah. {rewinds time} Hey! Camera man!

CAMERA MAN: Uh... Yeah?

GASPING PEOPLE: Can we be your friend?

CAMERA MAN: Oh heck no!

{The camera man runs off and breaks the camera. Cut to a black screen}

BLACK SCREEN: For the next season, that beast thing will be checking the emails until Liame comes back.}