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'''HENRY:''' Get your mind out of the gutter, Quint. I was talking about my fans. | '''HENRY:''' Get your mind out of the gutter, Quint. I was talking about my fans. | ||
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+ | ''{Quint stops vomiting after ten minutes.}'' | ||
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+ | '''HENRY:''' Relax, I am picking up a fuel station using my sensors nearby. | ||
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+ | ''{Henry and Quint land at a gas station.}'' | ||
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+ | '''HENRY:''' Stay inside. I'll get gas. | ||
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+ | ''{Henry gets gas.}'' | ||
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+ | '''QUINT:''' Why do I have to stay inside? | ||
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+ | '''HENRY:''' Any time you've tried to get snacks has led to utter catastrophe. While our comrades in the various provinces of Canada enjoy that sort of shebang, I don't. Helicopter insurance is fucking expensive, and getting damaged just raises the damages we'd have to pay. | ||
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+ | '''QUINT:''' But I'm hungry. | ||
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+ | '''HENRY:''' There are no eucalyptus leaves here. | ||
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+ | '''QUINT:''' Oh, I have those. But I wanted to mix the leaves with Dorito's so I can tell those wankers back in Australia what's what. | ||
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+ | '''HENRY:''' I see your desire for Dorito's and raise you a ''your name is Paul'' | ||
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+ | '''QUINT:''' At least it's not Quigley. | ||
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+ | '''HENRY:''' True dat. | ||
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+ | ''{The end.}'' |
Latest revision as of 22:38, 29 October 2013
Synopsis
Transcript
{Open to the two.}
QUINT: Hey, Henry.
HENRY: Yes, what is it, Quint?
QUINT: When's the last time we stopped for gas?
HENRY: A month, why?
{Short pause}
QUINT: How much fuel do you have left?
HENRY: Enough to get more.
QUINT: Your gas tank must be huge.
HENRY: It's not the only thing that's huge.
{Short pause. Quint blinks, then opens the door, to vomit outside.}
HENRY: Get your mind out of the gutter, Quint. I was talking about my fans.
{Quint stops vomiting after ten minutes.}
HENRY: Relax, I am picking up a fuel station using my sensors nearby.
{Henry and Quint land at a gas station.}
HENRY: Stay inside. I'll get gas.
{Henry gets gas.}
QUINT: Why do I have to stay inside?
HENRY: Any time you've tried to get snacks has led to utter catastrophe. While our comrades in the various provinces of Canada enjoy that sort of shebang, I don't. Helicopter insurance is fucking expensive, and getting damaged just raises the damages we'd have to pay.
QUINT: But I'm hungry.
HENRY: There are no eucalyptus leaves here.
QUINT: Oh, I have those. But I wanted to mix the leaves with Dorito's so I can tell those wankers back in Australia what's what.
HENRY: I see your desire for Dorito's and raise you a your name is Paul
QUINT: At least it's not Quigley.
HENRY: True dat.
{The end.}