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JCM begins his search for a fox that know the way to Free Country.

Previously on JCMovies

TEACHER: JCM, go to the principal's office.

IDUNNO: Free Country pictures? This is nothing but a cartoon! They do not exist!

JCM: Yes they do! And I'm going to prove it!

IDUNNO: He went mad and ran away to prove they exist.

TEACHER: What? That's terrible! Who knows where he could be right now?

JCM: Oh no! A wolf is near! This will not end well.

Episode

{JCM is running in the forest.}

JCM: The wolf is catching up to me! What can I do?

{JCM trips over a rock. He rolls into a bush and the wolf runs past it.}

JCM: Wow, that was lucky. Now, to continue my journey to the most magical place on earth!

{JCM tries to get out of the bush, but then finds that one of his feet is stuck inside. JCM pulls as hard as he can but can't get his leg to budge.}

JCM: Oh, man! My bottom leg of my pants is stuck on one of the bush's branches! How am I going to get out?

HIGH VOICE: I know how.

JCM: {looks around} Who said that?

HIGH VOICE: Down here.

{JCM looks down to find a termite.}

JCM: What the heck? Did you just talk to me?

TERMITE: Yeah. I'm Tommy teh Termite. Heard you were in a fix, so I decided to help you. Although, it's going to cost ya.

JCM: Uh, I don't have any money. I'm just a kid lost in the wilderness.

TOMMY: I don't need your cash! Would you ever see a termite go to the store to buy something? Dang, you dumb.

JCM: OK, what do you want?

TOMMY: That hat ya got there. It would make a nice place for me and my female. Ya know what I mean? {winks}

JCM: No. Also, I can't give you my hat. It's like a part of me.

TOMMY: Well, see ya then. {turns around}

JCM: Wait! I'll give it up. But, you have to save me first.

TOMMY: Deal.

{Tommy jumps into the bush and chopping sounds are heard. JCM takes his leg out of the bust and Tommy jumps back out.}

JCM: You did it! Thanks!

TOMMY: No problem. Now, I want my part o' the deal. {releases his hand}

JCM: OK, here.

{JCM takes off his hat and then hair starts growing on his head at an alarming rate. It doesn't stop until it pretty much buries JCM and Tommy.}

TOMMY: Crud! You need this more than I do.

{Tommy takes the hat out from the pile of hair and hands it to JCM. JCM takes a pair of scissors from his pocket, cuts the hair off, then puts the hat back on.}

JCM: OK, then, now to go to Free Country!

TOMMY: Free Country? You can't find it from here without the assistance of the firefox!

JCM: Firefox?

TOMMY: Yeah, it's orange with a yellow tail.

{JCM suddenly gets a shocked look. Cut to a flashback scene of him running from the wolf. He looks behind him to see that it is orange with a yellow tail. Cut back.}

JCM: Oh my. I thought it was a man-eating wolf. So I ran away from it. It was chasing me for some reason, though.

TOMMY: Of course. You are one of the few blue dude species of this earth. You guys are destined to go to Free Country, and you are the only dude species to know it exists. The firefox wanted to take you to Free Country so you can do what you are supposed to do there.

JCM: And what is that?

TOMMY: I don't know! Ask the firefox! It knows all.

JCM: Oh man. I can't believe I led the firefox away from me.

TOMMY: I'd try and find it if I were you. Rumor spread around the forest that you are the only reason the firefox is in here. To guide you on your way to FC.

JCM: I have to find it! Thanks for all your help, TtT!

TOMMY: Yeah, never abbreviate my name again, stupid kid.

JCM: Yes, sir! Bye!

{As JCM runs away, Tommy smiles a little. Cut to another part of the forest, where JCM is running.}

JCM: OK, then, now to find that fox and get to the place I'm destined to go to!

{Zoom out to reveal a snake looking at JCM.}

SNAKE: Not if I have sssomething to sssay about it.

Comeing Up Next in JCMovies

JCM: Hey, footprints!

SNAKE: Ssstupid blue dude.

JCM: That fox has to be around here somewhere.

JCM's MOTHER: You let my son get lost in the wilderness?!

IDUNNO: OK, the search party is getting ready to find your son.

JCM: There it is!