Fanny Ticklers!!!!

{The year is 1476. The United States of America is under heavy fire for its controversial "Time Travel" invention. In the small city of New York City lives a man named Rusty Tickler. This is his story.}

{Cut to a bigshot's office in a skyscraper. Rusty Tickler is pitching his next big invention, "Time Travel but Better". The bigwig looks displeased.}

RUSTY: You see, bigwig, the Time Travel but Better has a much more ergonomic design as well as UNLIMITED TIME TRAVEL. What is there to lose? Much more than MacDonald's ratty machine!

BIGWIG: Demonstrate it for me.

{Rusty lays out a line of coke on the table and snorts it. Tempted, the bigwig snorts some, because this is the 1470s and thats what bigwigs do.}

RUSTY: Hop

RUSTY: The fuck

RUSTY: In

{Montage of time travel. Rusty and the bigwig crash their vehicle and are sent to the hospital.}

BIGWIG: Shit