Difference between revisions of "Fake Character Email Funstar Player/fireworks"

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Summary

Funstar takes a break from emailing and sees the fireworks.

Cast (in order of appearance so far): Funstar Player, Strong Bad, the Cheat, Homestar Runner

Places(so far): Funstar Player's Computer Room, Strong Badia, The Field

Date: July 4, 2008

Transcript

FUNSTAR: Email time! Email time! Wish I could think up an email rhyme!

Emailing has been disabled because of Fireworks Day.

FUNSTAR: Oh. Forgot it was the 4^th of July. I guess since I can't email, I might as well do something that's not...email. I'll go play outside, then.

{Funstar runs outside, but then a thunderbolt hits him.}

FUNSTAR: {while being electrocuted} Yahhh!

{When the smoke clears and shows a completely black Funstar, he puts a hand in his mouth then takes it back out.}

FUNSTAR: Ugh. I taste like burnt Funstar.

{Suddenly, rain starts falling.}

FUNSTAR: Great. Now I can't play outside.

{Funstar walks back inside disappointed.}

{Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad takes out a pack of matches and a box of rockets.}

STRONG BAD: This is going to be the greatest fireworks display in history! We'll be famous, and rich.

THE CHEAT: {happy Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Eh, I liked Plan G, though. But, this is a way to make fireworks without being yelled at by the cute animal abuse preventions.

{Strong Bad lights the matches and throws them in the box.}

STRONG BAD: Now, close your ears!

{Strong Bad and The Cheat cover their "ears" and an explosion is heard in box as it shakes and fireworks come out.}

STRONG BAD: We did it!

THE CHEAT: Meh?

{Cut to the Field. Homestar sees the fireworks.}

HOMESTAR: Ooh, pretty!

{Cut to Funstar's house. Funstar is looking out the window.}

FUNSTAR: Wow, this email break isn't so bad after all. The fireworks display are really worth the second degree burn I got. Not really, but they're still cool.

{After you wait a while, a firework comes through the window and burns off the paper and destroys the computer.}

FUNSTAR: Wah! The FunCom!

{Funstar runs to the burning computer.}

FUNSTAR: I never knew independence could be so dangerous.

{A message appears on the burning FunCom.}

Don't...forget...me

FUNSTAR: I won't, FunCom, I promise.

{The FunCom shuts off and Funstar puts it inside the bottom drawer in his desk.}

FUNSTAR: This isn't over, destiny, I will get my computer back. You can count on it!

{Another paper comes down.}

FUNSTAR: You too.

Fun Facts

• Plan G is a reference to Happy Fireworks.