Every Fourth Word Is Something That Is Not That Word

This is a collaborative effort. In Every Fourth Word Is Something That Is Not That Word (which may not be abbreviated in any circumstances) you replace Every Fourth Word With Something That Is Not That Word.

E.G.

I am not the freedom of a million feet.

If we replace Every Fourth Word With Something That Is Not That Word (In this case banana) that will become

I am not banana freedom of a banana feet.

Go Get 'Em Tiger

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There's one rule.

Your contribution must be at least four words.

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