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(Was he killed with the cow lamp? Or was it the bomb?)
 
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<font color=red>Yeah, I did it. But why would I want to kill my own brother? Well, I didn't want to kill him.
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<font color=purple>(Fine, I did it. Champeen was... she was a terrible person. She blackmailed me for ten thousand dollars over a wallet that contained one hundred!
  
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Marzipan had made me so angry! I wanted to murder her for what she did with Tim Tom. So, I waited until it was noon, when Strong Sad always eats some gross ethnic food for lunch. While he ate, I filled Marzipans medicine injector thing with poison. I opened her door with the spare key, and squirted the poison into a beer.
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I didn't go to the Castle, but to StrongBadia, where I fixed myself some chai tea. I watched Champeen make the King of Town tell Bubs that I stole from him for the KOT's advantage!
  
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But when I got back, the wrong person had died...
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That was the final straw. Champeen walked over to Strongbadia, and saw me there. She was going to make me tell everyone! Well, I worked quickly. I pushed Champeen down, and pulled a croquet hoop out of the ground. The one the KOT had was comp[letely unrelated. Anyways, I pulled that thing over her chest..
  
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...and with a flick of my wrist, there went her life.
  
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Oh, Marzipan, why are you not dead?</font>
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I was nervous at first. I mean, I just killed someone...
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...but then I realized, there was no reason for me to fret. After all, I only killed a cow.)</font>

Latest revision as of 08:39, 14 May 2011

(Fine, I did it. Champeen was... she was a terrible person. She blackmailed me for ten thousand dollars over a wallet that contained one hundred!

I didn't go to the Castle, but to StrongBadia, where I fixed myself some chai tea. I watched Champeen make the King of Town tell Bubs that I stole from him for the KOT's advantage!

That was the final straw. Champeen walked over to Strongbadia, and saw me there. She was going to make me tell everyone! Well, I worked quickly. I pushed Champeen down, and pulled a croquet hoop out of the ground. The one the KOT had was comp[letely unrelated. Anyways, I pulled that thing over her chest..

...and with a flick of my wrist, there went her life.

I was nervous at first. I mean, I just killed someone...

thecheatstrongbadiathec.png

...but then I realized, there was no reason for me to fret. After all, I only killed a cow.)

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